About Heather

I'm a Writer, Artist, and proud snarky person.

Now a days I'm living it up here in Skiatook, Oklahoma. No matter where I go my love for comedy, Reality TV, and many other things will forever litter this little blog of mine.

E-mail me at HeatherNS17@Ymail.com and follow me on Twitter at Heather_Short17.

Thanks for your support!

~Heather Smith.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Breaking the mold

So, this week I'm chilling at home.  Not much really going on.  

I got a new T-Shirt from the Funny 115.  It's really nice and I already named dropped the website already, however I'll say it again.  Why not?

Also I was reunited with my stuffed seal, Sophie Lucille Isles.  She's a favorite of mine and the new mascot for the blog in my world.

I've been recording myself talking.  I have one of me and my cousin talking about Need For Speed: Wost Wanted game.  I pointed out a lot of video game flaws.

Maybe some day, I'll post it up. :)

The last Post I mentioned a bunch of Survivor contestants that I would have want to come back.  I wanted to put a lot more contestants that I did.  Amber is the one I wanted to put on, and Lydia it kind of slipped my mind.  Sorry guys. :(  I was sad that I forgot Lydia because Guatemala needs more love.

So, I'm going back to collage Sunday, for the time being I'm at home sweet home.  Not much to say, however if you want to talk, just E-mail me, comment, Tweet me, or find me on Sucks.  HeatherShort17 is the name, and the game play is my game.  

Heather Short.

Friday, November 2, 2012

Me Calling out Probst

That's right.  This got real.  I've seen so many times Probst says that there are few strong female players.  I will call him out on the BS right now.

Now, I shall have a top Ten females who I personally will say the should come back.  No returning players have been females (Not counting Steph on Guatemala) that is not Fans Vs. Favorites, or an All-Stars seasons.  After you read this I dare you to turn around and call me out on this.  I dare you.  I'm sick of Probst man-crush on every buff dude that has returned.  I hate Ozzy, I hate Russell, I hate Rob.  Coach was random as hell, but I was not a fan.

Before I say the list, I'm not including people from One World/ Philippines.  I haven't seen the seasons yet, but I would have put Kim on here in a heartbeat.  I just haven't seen her gameplay yet.  If you think someone should be on this list, go ahead an comment, E-mail, Tweet, whatever.  THIS IS NOT A TOP TEN LIST!  It's in no order.  I've also included five alternates, who could be switched out, and four of my personal favorites that I feel like could appear as well.


1. Jerri Manthey-Australia/All-Stars/Heroes Vs. Villains

The Black widow of the game.  I have to chose Jerri for this list.  She is one of my favorite players, but I could see her one the show for a fourth time, with Colby of course.  She was the original female villain, before Corrine, before Ami, before every female villain that has been edited.  Even though she has been on three times, and each had her on the jury (Although I may be wrong when it came to AS, I'm not 100% sure) I would prefer her over Ozzy any day.




2. Ami Cusack- Vanuatu/Fans vs. Favorites

Another Female Villain, she's a very good game player.  She was meant to go on Amazing Race, but she ended up on Survivor.  I must mention this because she never really watched much Survivor and then she played a great game.  I can see her on a game, and she was a strong female player. She had the original female alliance that Parvati perfected.  She even won challenges, and was a legit physical threat.  Her only downside was trying to vote out Eliza over Chris, which saw the blindside of Leann and caused her alliance to crumble.





3. Eliza Orlins- Vanuatu/Fans Vs. Favorites 

She's smart, strong woman and one of my all time favorite survivors.  Eliza is a long time fan of the show and at the time she was the youngest survivor of all time, apply just after her 21st birthday.  I believe it wasn't before Frosti that anyone younger was on the show, three years later.  She was the original plucky girl, before Stephanie, stuck in a season where everyone wanted her out yet escaping by the skin of her teeth, then coming back in FVF then seeing a repeat of this.  She's one of the smartest castaways as well as being a physical threat, as long as she doesn't have to catch pigs or deal with anything involving sticks with smiley faces on them.





4. Parvati Shallow- Cook Islands/Fans Vs. Favorites/ Heroes Vs. Villains.

While Ami started the female alliance, Parvati perfected it.  The Black Widow Brigade crushed everyone the opposed them, and then crushed Amanda at the final two, with Amanda pullling off the poorest FTC before Russell.  She's a strategist, she wins challenges, she's a leader, and deserves to be on this list.  I have to say, that after her three times on the show, twice at the FTC, and won once, I'm doubtful on seeing her.  She was a replacement for fellow season mate Candice Woodcock-Cody declined FVF.




5. Sandra Diaz-Twine- Pearl Islands/ Heroes Vs. Villains

Like I could leave out Sandra, the first and only two time winner in Survivor history.  I call her the best Survivor ever because of this.  Flying under the radar, however still retaining her loud mouth and attitude, Sandra is a unique person.  Notable for standing up against the major villain for each of her seasons (Fairplay and Russel) Sandra has a strategy of the as long as it ain't me, and it worked twice.  She had the mouth of a sailor, and is an interesting person to see on TV.




6. Cirie Fields- Exile Island/ Fans Vs Favorites/ Heroes Vs. Villains

One of the best players never to win, Cirie is a very smart, very popular  and very likable.  She had FVF in her bag if it had been a three person final tribal rather than two.  Known for the various blindsides in FVF, she was a dangerous member of the Black Widow Brigade and fully convince Erik to give up Immunity.  She's an amazing player that was so strong, she was Idoled in HVsV or being such a strong player.  If Boston Rob got a season that was set up for him, she should have one too.


  7. Tina Wesson- Australia/ All-Stars

The first female survivor winner, Tina played the strategic card, and the shining example of the strategy bets full on domination in challenges.  Coby took her out of loyalty, costing him the game.  She has the head of the alliance with him and tricked Kimmi into reveling who had the most votes on her tribe, breaking the tie back where previous votes broke a tie.  While Cody played a strong game, the lovable Tina won it all.  She was voted out first because of the targeting of past winners.



8. Stephenie LaGrossa- Palau/Guatemala/Heroes Vs Villians

An exception to the "Only returns are male" rule, Stephenie is a challenge winner.  On the worst tribe ever in Palau, and being separated form a day one alliance, she was the last person standing on Ulong.  Beating her fellow Ulong tribe mate Bobby John in a fire building contest, she was absorbed into Korror instead of an official Merge.  She returned in Guatemala, pulling a better game, although losing to Danni because Stephenie  burned too many bridges on the way.  Her reputation of her bad luck followed her in HvsV, being the second hero voted out after suffering a dislocated shoulder in the first challenge.


9. Sophie Clarke- South Pacific

What is Sophie doing on this list you ask?  Well, she is a strong competitor in challenges  she played the high and mighty coach in FTC, and she flew under the radar, not pissing people off as badly as Coach and his Brazil sized ego.  She won challenges, she beat Ozzy, and she is a favorite of mine.  Send all the hate mail to me, she's a deserving winner.  If only the editors didn't screw her with as little screen time as possible, giving it to Ozzy and Coach, I'm sure all of her hatedom would be reduced.



10. Peih-Gee Law- China

Why the hell wasn't she asked back for FvF, I mean Amanda? Come on!  Peih-Gee was the member standing on her tribe, but fought back, winning two challenges back to back, and would have won if she made it to the end.  Also a fan favorite, as well as having a villain edit, she came up with the plan to throw a challenge to vote off Aaron.  She took part in two major blindsides, and feuded with James.  If her plan to take out Todd worked, she would have been the winner of Survivor China.


That's not all, I'll include five honorable mentions to seal the deal on this.

Natalie White- Samoa

She is the sole survivor of Samoa, and played Russell at the FTC.  Like Sophie, she had the under the radar edit, and was the mastermind of the blindside of Erik, who was the strongest supporter of Natalie.  Despite being seen as the lesser of two evils, she deserved to win.  I will defend Nat to the end, forever, as being someone who should get more credit than she deserves.

Natalie Bolton- Fans Vs. Favorites

Who could forget the moment where Erik handed over Immunity to his friend Natalie.  She convenced him to hand over the necklace, is a part of the Black Widow Brigade, yet never been back on.  As the last fan standing, she is a cleaver player, however the editiors seemed to forget the quiet Natalie until her involvement with Parvati, but her jury question is a fun moment is Survivor history.

Shii Ann Huang- Thailand/All-Stars

Famous for thinking that a fake merge happened and was voted out because of that, she was the only person  form her season to return for All-Stars, where she played a better game.  She was asked back for HVsV, but she just gave birth to a baby, so she declined.  Shii Ann played a repeat, similar to what happened to Eliza, outcast on both her seasons, though in All Stars, she fought to the end, casting a throw away vote for Amber, naming her the biggest threat to win it all, as well as being the deciding vote for her at the end.

Jenna Morasca- Amazon/All-Stars

Stripped for chocolate and Peanut butter, Jenna also happened to win her season as well as going on an immunity streak.  She was a strong competitor, who was asked back to All-Star.  She left the game to spend time with her dying mother.  She is notable for being the youngest female winner, and the youngest until Fabio took the title.

Courtney Yates- China/Heroes Vs Villains

The mean girl of her season, and every season past.  I compare her to Coach as the girl that won a few challenges because a feather weighs more than her, but she has great fun moments of her insulting people.  Formed a friendship with Sandra, joked about breaking Stephanie's arm and other great moments is why she should be in another Survivor.  At let her do commentary.

So, a great amount right there.  How about a look at some of my favorites who I would be overexited to be back in an All-stars, but I wouldn't expect them to be alone on a season.


Erinn Lobdell- Tocantins

The second coming of Eliza with more of a sarcastic snippy side.  Erinn is the one bagging on Coach being a Jackass, an accountant from Nebraska, and other things.  She said what we wanted to say to Coach.  Also the outs on her tribe, like Eliza, she fought for her survival, and outlasted the rest of her tribe, coming in third.



Michelle Yi- Fiji

She got screwed by a twist, got her tribe fire, and fell in a calling challenge.  Michelle is a strong player.  She auditioned for the Amazing Race, but was picked for Survivor instead.  She was very popular, and was even on the DVD box even though she was voted out at the merge.  She was a strong player, physical and mental, and is someone who I would love to see once again.


Susie Smith- Gabon

She was pegged as a coattail rider, yet she pulled off Immunity wins.  Susie made herself a free vote, being that one vote that sent people home.  She has a strategy like Sandra, as long as it wasn't me, though her coattail riding is what made her come in second.  She is a huge fan of Survivor as well, and this knowledge no doubt helped her.




Amy O'Hara- Guatemala

I love Amy.  She was my first favorite Survivor contestant.  If she didn't F up her ankle she would have made it further, and even though she did, she was never a hindrance for her tribe.  She was going to be Candice's replacement for HVsV, she changed her mind again.  I took the picture from Survivor Oz, and her interview there must be heard.  I would flat out die if she came back on the show again.


Well, that is all.  This was a beast to type up too.  Now, I know I left off a few, but the ten where just the ones that popped in my mind whenever someone says that there where no strong females.  I would never list all of them, though Kelly Bruno, Twila, and Dani are just the ones I'm thinking of that I left off of example.  The last four are some of my favorites that I wanted to sneak in, that I'm sure other's will agree too.  Feel  free to comment, talk to me on Twitter, or E-mail me at HeatherNS17@ymail.com.  All feedback will be considered.  Remember- Heather for season 27/28!

Heather Short.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

For Survivor!


I have plans to film an audition video, however I'm going to wait until I get my knee fixed up.  I don't want to be weaker than I need to be.  

I hope I get on a good season.  With NO returning players.  Okay, well, maybe I'll deal with some of them.  Or I can use them.  I don't know.

So, I have yet to catch up on the new seasons, I want to but I don't have cable.  I think Wednesday I'm going to catch up on Philippines.  Penner is on!  *happy dance*

So, I've been sick and busy in collage, however I'm still alive.  I finished watching all of Vanuatu.  It is an amazing season.  I loved the characters, and Chris, Ami, Eliza, Scout, and Twila are on the list of my favorite Survivors (I have to respect Scout on the principle that she's from OK as well).  I watched an episode (Julie's boot episode) and it was the first survivor episode I saw.  I remembered the challenge  but I think that was all that I watch.  Something told me I would have remembered Eliza's reaction at Tribal Council.

I was only 10.  I have a great long term memory for sure.  


I mean, who could forget this?

I'm also going to rewatch Guatemala.  It was the first survivor season I watched front to back so I have a lot of love for it.  So I will defend my favorite to the end.  So the seasons I want to watch are South Pacific (I love Sophie.), Pearl Islands (It's a sin that I didn't watch it yet), One World (Have not watched it yet), and Fans Vs. Favorites (I did watch it, but I missed around half the episodes).

I'm also on Survivor Sucks, as HeatherShort17.  Come talk to me there, or on Twitter.  

I'm sorry for the rocky updates, I have been sick.  I'm feeling a bit better, but I'm running a slight fever and I missed out on a few classes.  Love you guys and have fun!




Wednesday, October 3, 2012

In this post everyone dies

Just Kidding :D

This is my next QI review, starting them up again.  I'm going to start with the Immortal Bard.  Why do you ask?  Well, ask any other 18 year old from anywhere in America you would get the opposite you would get from me.  I'm a sucker for Shakespeare.  One of my favorite books when I was in Middle school was one call Shakespeare's Secret even though I don't remember the author at this moment in time.

So I love Shakespeare and this is why I decided against starting with the J series, or finishing the I series.  So let's begin shall we?
From the BBC website.
We have Alan, Bill, Stephan, Sue, and Mitchell are sporting their amazing outfits for this show.


Our panelists today (Besides Alan of course) are Bill Bailey, David Mitchell, and Sue Perkins.  All three are among my favorite panelists on the show.  I wanted Sue's hat the most, or Alan's hat.  All the amazing hats.

Well.  Let's have some fun shall we?

Let's start off with the fact that Shakespeare's handwriting (or at least his signature) looks like mine.  Well, at least I spell my name the same every time I do such.  Only a few examples of his handwriting has been found, and they aren't really impressive.  Oh well right?

The tangent about 3D printing, I think we have one here at OU somewhere here?  I heard rumors about it.  We can make a 3D copy of a shrew easily.

Chances are, today you have used at least one word that Shakespeare used for the first time in his plays.  Come on, we know you have.  He used around 20,000 words in all of his plays, half the vocabulary of a modern Briton.  The other half of the vocabulary are words no one in their right minds would us anyways.

The Lion King is based off of Hamlet.  Amazing isn't it?  What they didn't tell you is that the second movie was based off of Romeo and Juliet.  I wonder why they didn't say it.

Also Morris Dancing.  It gets made fun of, and as an American I say, you can take them back you've made your point.  There is 150 sides of Morris Dancing here in the states, just in case you are wondering.  Though some of the suggestions that what a group of Morris Dancers are called were pretty hilarious.  "An arse", "an embarrassment"" a plague" might be my favorites.

So let's talk about my favorite parts of the show.  The Klaxon.  Who got the Forfeits? And what were they?

1. Bill said that the Movie based off of Romeo and Juliet was originally called West Side Story.  Although it ended up called that, Sue gave the correct answer of East Side Story.

2. In the XL version only-  Dangerous Dan Tucker did not clean up Shakespeare by taking out the rude bits like Sue said, though the town in New Mexico named Shakespeare probably wished he did, when he hanged everyone including someone just because she was a "damned nuisance".  The Bowdler's where the ones who took out the rude bits.

3. No Bill, Richard III was not Hunchbacked.

4.  And finally, Christopher Marlowe did get stabbed, just not in a tavern brawl.  It may have been a brothel, just not in a tavern.  Sue got the forfeit this time.

And that is it, now all that's let is to have a peak at the scores.

David- Wins with 6.  Horrah!
Alan- Second with 3.
Sue- Third with a -10.  Quite a few points lower than Alan
Bill- Last with a frowny face with -14.

So, this is all for right now.  Next planned is Jargon.  However I reserve the right to do whatever the hell I want.  So from me and the staff of the Comedy Stars Blog... err me.  I say goodnight, follow this blog or if not already, follow me on Twitter handle Heather_Short17.  Comment, follow, or insult me, or all three if you want!

Thank you and see you latter gators!

-Heather Short.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Back from the Dead.

What happened to the website?

Sorry for the lack of updates since June.  I haven't forgot, just been rather busy between school and work and lack of work and family stuff.  You know, normal 18 year old problems.

I missed the one year mark of the blog.  Whoops.  My bad.  No problem.

So, I'll be set to make all sorts of fun little things for the blog, after all, I don't want to disappoint you.  I'm going to star with reviews for QI, starting with the Immortal Bard, because Sue Perkins is a rather funny gal, and it is a rather great place to start off of.

I might get around to updating a little in my free time.  No problem once I get free time.

Well that's really all for now. :D

~Heather Short.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Pokemon Conquest + Triumphant Return

So I have most of my work done from school!  I'm also 18 now as of June 7th.  Yus!


I have gotten Pokemon Conquest- and that game is awesome.  I just wish Quilava is in it though.  That one's my favorite.  Anywhos, at first, I wasn't sure how to play the game, it wasn't a main series game so while information was just beginning to surface, I wasn't paying attention.  I was to busy speculating Black and White 2.  Haha...


Well, I decided to get the game after I did some research on it.  None of the character's names were changed, though the locations and ability names were.  I think this game should have more pokemon in it, including all the starter families.  The starter being an Eevee reminds me of Pokemon XD (another game I'm playing right nowish), even though the gameplay and story is vastly different.  I have yet to finish this game, but I love games with a historical background behind it.  The inclusion of Pokemon makes it more badarse.


Is there a reason ABC family doesn't really show Whose Line anymore?

Well, that's really all for now.  Follow me on Twitter at  @Heather_Short17 for more, and I'll promise with more updates!

-Heather

Friday, March 2, 2012

Thanks for the Break ^^

So sorry, I had to handle some major school stuff.  I now have a 113% in one of my classes.  Yay! Results!


I'm slowly going to like, reorganize the Comedy Stars.  I suck at organizing.
Now I'm drawing!


Okay, I need to work on somethings.  Right now, I'm stuck knee deep into trying to get to college and stuff.  Turns out if you really suck at school, colleges might not like you.  Lucky, I'm an awesome student.


I'm sure you guys miss me;D


Miss Heather Short Out for the night.