About Heather

I'm a Writer, Artist, and proud snarky person.

Now a days I'm living it up here in Skiatook, Oklahoma. No matter where I go my love for comedy, Reality TV, and many other things will forever litter this little blog of mine.

E-mail me at HeatherNS17@Ymail.com and follow me on Twitter at Heather_Short17.

Thanks for your support!

~Heather Smith.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Survivor- Fans Vs Probst's favorites

Hey guys!  Heather here.  To tell you some of my predictions on the newest season Survivor Caramoan!(That's how you spell it)  You see, I'm a little meh towards the cast.  At least they have some people I'm happy to see, in the mix of people I never wanted to really see again, and some who I didn't care about.

Just like Heroes Vs Villains.  Imagine that.

Obviously, I'd prefer others in some of there place *cough*Erinn*cough*Stephen*cough*anyonefromGuatemala*cough*JuileWolfe*cough* but I'll try to be as nice as possible. :)

Now!  On to the show!

First the favorites!
Andrea.  Redemption Island, 5th place.

I've never had a problem with Andrea.  She looks like a nice gal.  I love the purple in her bathing suit.  As her gameplay, I'm not sure if we'll see her go too far.  She went far in RI, but that was under Rob's wing, and because no Zaps are back (you know, the smart people that booted off the troll) I don't expect a lot form Andrea.  However, I believe I said the same thing about Amanda on her second time.  So, yeah, prove me wrong friend!  Also, she loves unicorns.  Cool beans.
Random thought- Royal is the best name for anyone.  

Brandon, South Pacific 6th place.

He had such an awkward showing in SoPa.  Still, I'd prefer him to any other member of his family, and I do hate the crap he gets from Russell, especially since he was around my age now while he was on the show.  That being said, I except a good showing from him.  He's older, and in my eyes he has cleared his name by making his own.  I don't see him lasting after a tribe switch though.  The fans see his last name and boot him fast.  Poor kid.  I do love the fact he named himself as the past contestant he is most like.
Random thought- Can we ban Russell from the Reunion this time?


Brenda, Nicaragua, 10th place.

Does this mean I have to relearn how to spell "Nicaragua"? Damnit!
Brenda.  I loved her and picked her as my tip to win it in Nicaragua, but as the season went on, I found her kind of, well, annoying I guess?  I mean, right now I can see her making the merge.  Survivor is a female's game, Amber, Sandra, and Parvati have won in some kind of All Stars/ Favorites settings.  If I have to pick one, I have to either go with her, or someone else that we'll get too. She says she's more mature this time.  I can buy that.
Random Thought- Sorry, Sash is not another Favorite.


Corrine, Gabon, 7th place

I could always see Corrine coming back.  She has a weird name, and a really bitchy jury speech.  Highlights of her bio includes saying that she back because she ran out of bar stories, her pet peeves include people that use the Door Open button in an elevator, and she's most like Randy.  I can kind of see her getting far, I would say early merge boot.  I want to see her on the jury again, but I don't really want her winning.
Random Thought- I respect anyone with the twitter name of Coco VonMufflestein.


Dawn, South Pacific, 10th place.

Wait, she only got 10?  I thought she was higher?  Oh well.  She's my other pick to win it.  She's such a sweet heart, she's my favorite favorite, and she can be a force in challenges.  If she does win, she'll be the nicer Sandra.  Well, kind of.  Sandra was all like, everyone but me, but even Sandra was in a top alliance that got dismantled.  I can see her getting far, and her dress is really awesome.  It's pretty colors.  So I see her winning, but if not getting very high.  I'll be surprised and shocked if she doesn't make the top six.
Random Though- I always seem to fall in love with the old women on the cast.  I fully blame Lydia for that. 

Erik, Micronesia, 5th place

Yeah.  Fans rep from the original Fans vs. Favorites.  Plus him and Brandon represents the, I should have kept the damn necklace club of two.  With Jenna laughing at them.  But I'd love to see Erik get some redemption.  He deserves it after getting humiliated on national tv by those girls.  So I want him to go far, I can't say that he will.  I see him as the full on wild card right now.  I see him anywhere on the boot list.
Random thought- Nice to see that you still have that weird haircut.

Francesca, Redemption Island, 18th place

Sweet, does this mean that Timber Tina could still be asked back?  But still, it's nice to see someone with no chance on her past season, the problem being is that this wasn't the setup for Fanny to come back too.  We already have two other RI reps, why another one?  All aside, well she couldn't do any worse right?  To set in the nicest way possible, there was a reason she was a first offed castaway.  
Random Though- Suck will got bonkers if Franny either wins, or get booted out first again.


John Cochran, South Pacific, 8th place

This guy is back.  Okay.  I'm largely indifferent to him as a player, but I shouldn't be, because I'm sure if I get on Survivor everyone on Sucks would call me the female Cochran.  I would have loved to see him on SoPa without returning players, but this is the next best thing.  I think he might get far, if anything as far as last time. I might be in the minority that thinks that him flipping was only controversial as it was because it was against Ozzy.
Random Thought- Is that the same red shirt?  Great job buddy.

Malcolm, Philippines, 4th place
Weren't you on my TV a month ago?  Okay, the problem with Malcolm, is the unknown facter.  Check the filming dates, no one knows who he is, he has no allies, and with the Russell thing in HvsV, he is a dead man walking.  It sucks, but the producers doomed him for ratings.  He will either get picked off, or stay in long enough to get picked off.  It's this gut feeling that I have.  If I'm wrong, then I'm sorry for doubting you.
Random Thought- You cannot be the golden boy, because Amy O'Hara has yet to call you such. kthxbai
Phillip, Redemption Island, 2nd Place
The only returnee to make it FTC.  He is a decent, even nice, guy in real life, but I bet money that he will return to his beloved antics soon enough.  It will be nice to see him without Rob, like Andrea, but I don't know how he will do.  I can see him getting screwed by a tribe switch.  Or maybe forced to leave the game due to craziness.  I don't know.  He does have the running total of most votes cast against in a season, there has to be a reason for that right?
Random Thought- Please tell me Julie didn't steal your shorts again before you went back.  I do not want to spend any amount of episodes of your pink undies on my screen.

Favorites as a whole- I think the winner will be Dawn, and the first off will be either Malcolm or Franny.  I'm sure I will be wrong on that part, but hey, I tried.

I thought about using Orange text for the fans, but I have an orange bg at the moment.  So I shall us this shade of green.


Alexandra "Allie" Pohevitz.
Her last name blew up my spell check.  Her bio screams "girly girl" and those don't usually do that well on this show.  You can go far if you use that good social skills to find a great alliance.  However, she might be more dangerous than anyone might think.  She named Jenna as the player she was most like (Morasca, not Lewis) and she was thought to be first boot bait.  I'll give her the befit of the doubt, but I don't see her in the merge tribe.
Random thought- Her Nanny occupation reminded me of Ami's random change to that in Mirco.
Eddie Fox
Looking at his bio, he seems well prepared for this.  He seems like a charming guy as well.  Although I do have a bias for firefighters(See Firefighter Steph/Julie, Tom Westman) this doesn't stop me from noticing this guy.  He can make the merge, if he isn't seen as a threat and get booted off quickly. (See Mikey B.)  Or he might be that charming guy that entrances everyone.  We'll just wait and see.
Random Thought- I might nickname him Firefighter Eddie, if there is another Eddie on another season.

Hope Driskill
Your last name killed my spell checker again.  However, I think you can be a strong player.  The bio on her seams like she'll be like, the next Natalie Bolton or something.  She'll be dangerous, but the fans will be too busy trying to oust Eddie or something.  She'll make the merge.  I can feel it from her.  However, she will be cut loose.  At any point, she will be blindsided. 
Random thought- Pre Law Student?  Huh, I did sense an Eliza vibe from her, I can't wait to see the facial reactions.

Julia Landauer
I like her.  She has good energy about her in her bio.  Sucks doesn't really like her, but I see her kind of like Sophie.  I like her.  I also see an Alexis type mold with her.  Also, she seems like a cool person, a Race car driver?  Sweet.  She also gets the distinction of youngest female fan (like Alexis) as well as being the youngest in the cast.  I will be keeping a close eye on her, and you should be too.
Random Thought- Why is she the only girl on the fans tribe to not have blonde hair?  
Laura Alexander
I feel like she'll be the snarky person from the Fans tribe that will get a lot of airtime, but will get voted out due to a tribe swap.  Either that, or make the merge, then be the Purple Kelly of the season.  I see no in between for this gal.  I can switch her with Allie and have the same thing, except in her bio, she speaks down to the girly girls that I get the vibe from Allie.  I don't see her fitting in a mold as easily, although she could be kind of like Mary, if she wasn't voted out 2nd that is, not the Mary Who part.
Random Thought- I'd like to see a jury speech from her if Allie made the finals so bad!
Matt Bischoff
His beard + the long hair would really scare me in real life.  He seems like a character, likable, but something tells me he does not make the merge.  I'm sorry.  He will be seen as a threat in the beginning, like Rupert was and either him or the "Trish" will go home.  I don't know, the thing with Mirco, is that all the strong fans went home until the tribe swap.  So I don't see him going far.
Random Thought- His bio had the word beard in it like eight times.

Michael Snow
Going from the hairy guy, to the bald one.  Nice one.  Oldest guy on Gota, might just miss out on the merge, or get voted off just after.  He can be a great villain though.  I can sense that vibe from his bio.  I mean, he is a nice guy, but you need to seperate it from real life, and I see him as a villain, kind of in the Cesternino vibe, or even like Marty.
Random thought- I think he might resemble Chad if he grows a beard.
Reynold Toepfer
Well, I found Survivor Oz's favorite guy, he lived abroad in Australia.  Cool beans.  He reminds me of that weird kid that no one wants to sit with at lunch time.  So yeah, Jason vibe, so early merge if he makes it.  He even has the same goober smile.  But, I might like him if I get to see him in action.  I know my spell checker doesn't like him.  How do you say that last name?
Random Thought- I don't want to see him flirt like Parvati, please leave that out editors kthxbai.

Shamar Thomas
A guy under 30 with a shirt on!  Yes!  Okay, for reals, I like him.  Marine Corp, Iraq war vet, I feel a connection to him in that way.  Seems like a great guy!  I like to say that he makes the merge, but he has the physical factor working against him, and because of the way that the last FvF worked, he might not see him make the merge.
Random Thought- Why do guys with arm tattoos cross their arms in their cast photos?

Sherri Biethman
Are you sure she's under 30?  She looks pretty good for her age. Well, I think she can make the merge.  The others I saw them go either way for the girls, I see both her and Julia getting the farthest of the women fans.  She named her youngest after Colby which I thought is cool.  I feel a Tracey vibe from her.  My only advice is to be careful during a tribe swap, but otherwise I have hi hopes for this one.
Random Thought- If you youngest was a girl, who would she name her after?  Tina?  Elisabeth?

Nice looking cast, I can see them working into Survivor History.  It looks like a great season!  Well Jeffy says it will be too.

So hear are some rankings to close us off!

1. Dawn (Female players win this format!)
2. Brenda (second coming of Parvati vibe)
3. Cochran ("I know everything about this game, but I'm mostly a guy!")
4. Erik (Not dumb anymore, amIright?)
5. Eddie (Hold on, I'm going to save this cat up in this here tree)
6. Julia (Zooming her way into my random favs list)
7.Corrine (If she sees this, I might get a profanity filled E-mail)
8. Sherri ( Guess what, I like her, so shut up!)
9. Hope (Don't give up hope yet Hope!)
10. Michael (Meh)
11.Phillip ("To Hell with you Miss Igotareallycheesyblog!  I should be at least eleven spots higher!")
12. Laura ( Hey, you're higher than Allie!)
13. Franny (Yeah.)
14. Shamer (Marine guy, but early threat)
15. Matt (Please say honk of lamb in the first episode please.)
16. Andrea (Not Redemption Island to save you sweetheart) 
17. Reynold (Sticks are not your friends buddy)
18. Brandon ("I'm not like anyone in my family!  Giving Immunity up was way smarter than bringing Natalie White to the finals!")
19. Malcolm (Fans: *Golf Clap*)
20. Allie (Sorry, this ain't the shopping mail)

Look!  In pretty colors too!

Be sure to comment, or E-mail me about this blog post.  Also, Listen for the Survivor Oz Live podcast about the cast's first impressions.  Thank you!

~Heather S.


Saturday, January 5, 2013

My Favorite Pre-Jury Survivor Contestants!

The first post of the new year!  Yay!  I've been pretty busy, getting ready to go back to school and stuff.  But that's all at the moment.  Time for another Top 10 deal.  I'm putting down my favorite pre-jury boots.  This means that those who made the jury but didn't make the merge (Lisi, Jenny) are out, while those who made the merge but not the jury (Brandon) are still in.  With that being said...

10- Stephanie Dill 


I call her Firefighter Steph to separate her from the other Stephs.  Now, she doesn't seem that impressive in the game itself.  However, on paper she would have been interesting, like her audition video.  She's stubborn as a mule, and got sick sleeping outside away from her tribe in the rain.  I like to see that in someone, they don't last long and she didn't.  The second time Sook Jai went to tribal council, the alliance outsider was voted out.  I'll also take a moment to remind everyone of her super awesome kickass luxury item- fuzzy slippers.  One last thing, Mario Lanza's All Stars Survivor Greece uses her in the story, for her second chance.  She rocked.

9- Gina Crews


She was on the "Buffoon" Tribe of Marquesas.  Best known for getting into fights with Sarah, being friends with Hunter, and talking smack about Boston Rob and Sean, Gina was voted out just before the merge.  She seemed like a colorful character, and seemed like an adorable person with her accent.  She voted on people, not off.  I also realized that in text and in writing, I say "I'd vote off" but when I speak it will be "voted on".  Oh, and she spits watermelon seeds.  Is that not cool?

8. Margaret Bobonich


It took a few rewatches, but I love her.  She was the oldest woman on the cast, she's a fan of the show and she got screwed by my least favorite tribe twist ever.  She had a lot of air time in the first episode, helping out the broken down guys on Nakum.  If Judd didn't flip, both her and Brooke would be in a good spot.  It's something that I wished never happened, but she's a favorite.  "Judd also has a problem with recall", funny. 

7. Tina Sheer


Timber Tina is my favorite first boot ever.  She was supposed to be on Guatemala, but her son died and she had to drop out.  Poor dear.  I also got to say hi to her at the Survivor Oz Christmas party.  So she's just awesome.  I would love her to come back for a second chances, well everyone on this list I'd love to see return, but as far as first boots, I can see her returning the most.  Her and maybe Jessica from Fiji.  

6. Cao Boi Bui


What a weird guy.  He was my all time favorite from Cook Islands, but I thought that Christina would win it all.  Well I was wrong about Christina, but Cao Boi was the most interesting thing ever.  His jokes, his fire dance, and his headache cure, also let it be known that he thought of the vote split to flush out an idol well before when it was first used.  I liked him.  Ironic to me that both him and my beginning pick go out in the same episode.

5. Betsy Bolan


A Cop from the New England states with an awesome accent.  Where have I heard that before?  Aside, she was my pick for the winner of Samoa, she looked as tough as nails and able to speak what ever came to her mind.  She also gets voted out second.  Yeah.  However, she is my favorite from Samoa, although I love Marisa and Natalie as well.  In fact, I didn't really start to hate Russell until he voted out Betsy because she reminded me of Amy.  Thanks for not turning me into a Russell fan Betsy!

4. Brian Corridan


Such a super fan.  I liked Brian with a few rewatches.  He bleeds Yaxha blue, and his favorite color is teal.  Also he got screwed over by the tribe swap.  Notice a pattern there?  I still hate that switch.  In truth, the group of four I had a hard time narrowing down, but he gets out of the top three by having his first confessional all about Stephenie, and not Firefighter Steph.  Nice try buddy.  However I do love all the inside he's provided into my favorite season.  Thanks buddy!

3. Tanya Vance
Such a sweetheart in Thailand, if she wasn't sick from the Malaria tablets she would have been far into that game.  But alas, voted out second.  She was also in that All-Stars story that Stephanie was in, but she was a survivor super fan like Brian.  In fact, whenever I hear second chances, I'll think about Tanya first, even before the two in front of her, because she was sick from something outside of her and the producers control.  I really wanted to talk to her at the Christmas party but she didn't call in, oh well.

2. Trish Dunn


I love her eyes man.  They are so blue!  That shopkeeper loved her eyes too.  She was a great player, thought of a great move, but made it at the wrong time.  She was the old lady of the unstoppable Drake tribe, she only got vote out when Sandra sold her out.  At the reunion, she seemed to be great friends with Lill, and even voted her back in the game, with Lill voting for Trish.  That being said, Trish was a pretty good player, and I would love to see her and her eyes back.  That being said, I wish she had a better picture.

1. Amy O'Hara


She's the best man.  Was this a surprise to anyone?  One. Guatemala is the first season I saw all the way through.  Two. Amy was my favorite.  Her accent was funny, her dialogue was funny, see swore a lot, it's like a dream reality show contestant for eleven year old me!  I cried when she got voted off!  No other contestant made me cry when they got voted off (except I did yell at the tv when Michelle Yi and Betsy were voted off) so she'll always hold that one place in my heart as my first favorite Survivor contestant, as well as my all time favorite Survivor ever.


That's all guys!  Not much else to report, but I cut out some peeps, as well as left out two time players.  Brandon would have been number 11, and Christina would have been number 12 I'm sure.  So yeah, feel free to E-mail me at HeatherNS17@Ymail.com, or follow me on Twitter.  Have fun guys!

-Heather S.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Heather's Favorite things of 2012

Welcome to the last post of the Comedy Stars Blog of 2012.  Such a great year to be me. <3

Okay, lets start this off, nice and sweet.

MUSIC - FEEL AGAIN BY ONEREPUBLIC

Such an awesome band.  I do have a large bias towards them, since Ryan is from Tulsa.  Feel Again was a large amount with the drums and such.  The music video is no slouch either.  Such an amazing song, and proof that great music is still out there.  Here's the music video for Feel Again.  I'm just waiting for Native to be released.

Runner up: My Blood, Ellie Goulding. Listen to it here.  Another great song from a new album.

TV- SURVIVOR PHILIPPINES

Not much fairness, I don't watch a lot of TV, and this is the only thing I really watched this year.  Denise is an amazing winner, and Survivor is something I cannot wait for latter on next year.


VIDEO GAME- POKEMON BLACK 2/WHITE 2

Such a fun cool game.  Awesome.  I got White 2, to go with White, and I have yet to be disappointed.  I love the new Pokemon additions  the way they alluded too the first games, and even have the ability for your past player character to be mentioned is cool.  It's all the little stuff that makes it a cool game and separated it from the rest of the Pokemon games.

Runner up- Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance.  Another fun game that is enjoyable to play.

OTHER THINGS THAT I LIKED

Penner gracing my TV again, and for the fifth time predicting who wins Survivor.
Survivor OZ, thank you for being a great Survivor Podcast.  Looking forward to being the Survivor fact gnome again this year btw.
Obama wins the second term, this just in, I don't give a darn.
Halcyon and Human Again are released this year.  Ingrid Michaelson is still awesome.
My favorite holiday of this year, can't chose, what if New Years is awesome.
Going to start my weekly Survivor column during  Caramoan. BTW how the hell do you pronounce that?

Thanks for the epic year!  See you next time when I complain about something else.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Obligatory Christmas Post

Merry Christmas for those that celebrate it!  Or, if it's a normal day for you than happy December 25th to you!  Unless it's your Birthday than Happy Birthday.

This is has been a fantastic year for me.  I've been though a TON this year, mostly with my family, and college and stuff.  However, this will not be the last post of the year.  I'll do something special latter on this month.

Some projects that I will be working on include...

Survivor Caramoan- I'm planing on doing my first weekly blogging for this next season, as well as doing cast reviews.  I will be watching this time all the way, I was going to do this with the last season, but I couldn't watch it until the Penner boot because of cable problems.  I bitched about that on Sucks so much...

Survivor Oz Interview(?)- I have been asked to do a fan interview at the Christmas episode (to recap, I am the same Heather damn it) so this might be a possibility.  Not sure when it will happen, but I'm game.

Brawling Stories- I have got Super Smash Bros Brawl (yay!), so anything cool and interesting that happens will be included in my never ending quest to be an epic nerd.

Favorite things of 2012- Still doing it, waiting until closer until the end.  

And of course, The Great Guatemalan Rewatch- I'm putting it on hold for more info.  I've also been busy/sick.  I want to do a podcast, but I'd love someone to do it with or something.  I will go it, but it hasn't been the best of times sadly.

So, I got Survivor: The Australian Outback for DVD, and I love Tina.  What a badass!  Love her.  

So, leave a comment if you have any questions.  Follow me on Twitter for any news that I have.  Remember that Santa sees you when you're sleeping, so that makes him kind of creepy.

~Heather S.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Survivor- The Best Denise Ever.

A little late I know.  But I did it!

In my last blog post, I outright predicted a few things that happened, Malcolm would be voted out, Every finalist would get a vote, Skupin was a wild card, and the winner is none other than Denise.  Yay!

I did get a few things wrong.  Lisa did have a pretty good speech, it's just Denise's was better, and I was wrong about the fire building challenge.  Oh well, I still hate Malcolm.  I never really bought the "Golden boy" title and edit that he got.  Also because Blake is the golden boy, shove off.

So, we close a chapter on Survivor 25, and start a new one!  Survivor Caramoan I believe it's called/Spelled.  More exactly the second coming of Fans vs Favorites!  Once again, we shall see just how snubbed the season of Guatemala is just because the producers wanted Stephenie to win.  I'd rather see a second chances season (Tanya, Firefighter Stephanie, Brian C. and Amy O'Hara final four anyone?) over another Fans V.S. Favorites one.  At least we aren't going to see a three timer apparently.  So not Russell Hantz.  Yay!

I other words, I'm exited to see it.  I hope I'll be able to do watch it and do some tweeting about it like this season (Sort of) so yeah.

In other words, I was a guest on the Survivor Oz Christmas party.  Although neither Tanya or Brian C. showed up (My two favorites) I got to talk to John Carroll!  You can listen to it on iTunes, or Click me for the Online version.  It's pretty long, though, three hours.  How to do another one, and I shall be here waiting for my fan interview!

Finally, I'll wrap it up by saying, congrats Denise for being the third kickass woman to win the show in a row.   How's them apples Probst?  First Sophie, then Kim, now Denise gets a chance to shine.  If women aren't interesting characters, how the hell do they keep winning?


Denise Stapley. Sex Therapist and Survivor Winner
Always remember you can E-mail me at HeatherNS17@Ymail.com, or send me a tweet.  From all the way from Tulsa, I say have a great day, and I'll post something up if I survive the end of the world tomorrow.

~Heather S.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Survivor Finale: First time in Survivor History

This Sunday is the final episode of Survivor history.  I cannot wait until then.  I get to see who wins, and just how the Jury-Finalists configuration will work.

The People left:

Denise- She is a fighter.  If the contestants were smart, they would have voted her off long ago.  Now, I'm pretty sure if she'll get to the end, she'll either win outright, or barely miss it.  She is the Stephanie Palau version in this season, with a little Guatemala Steph mixed in.  Have a mentioned how ironic that she named Stephanie as the contest she was most like?  She is also the only contestant to go to every tribe council in the season, Stephanie not going to Willard's boot.  She's a fighter, and fighters tend to win.

Lisa- She's been on a roller-coaster hasn't she?  The thing about Lisa is that I have no doubt she'll make it to the end, however I don't see her answering any of the questions well.  I see her not being clear, her pulling a FTC like Neleh's one.  Although that did get Neleh votes, they were for sure votes for Neleh.  I can see Lisa getting votes, just not the ones she needs to win.  Sorry Lisa!  However, if she does pull of a win, I can see Sucks whining about it for days.  You know how much I love to mess with them.

Malcolm- You could win, but you won't.  The thing is, the only reason Malcolm could even get to the finals, is that if he wins Immunity and Denise gets voted off.  However, knowing Malcolm I can see him forcing a tie between Denise and Skupin.  You see, I don't see Denise forcing a tie at the final four of she wins, but I see Malcolm doing that.  I also see Denise beating Skupin in the fire building challenge.  I don't know, all I know is that I have strong vibe that he won't win.  Something is telling me that he pulls of something dumb.  Also he get's hit with the curse of the intro shots, he's last in the initial intro. 

Skupin- He is my wild card.  If Denise and Malcolm are smart  they'd boot his ass.  However if Lisa and Skupin are smart, they get out Denise.  So, I'm sure that this guy will make it to the end somehow.  I'm sure he'd find himself in the finals, and pull of something amazing if he does.  So, long story short, I see him winning, but I don't see him winning.  I'd think he'll win in a Lisa, Malcolm Final three, but he'd lose if Denise is there.  It's kind of complicated at this point.  I just hope he doesn't kill himself before the final TC.  Skupin's also first in the intro, which that has been a curse, but Boston Rob kind of killed it.  Still, I'm going to be very suspicious of a Skupin win.

Some other notes of mine-

The Survivor History part is alluding to the Jury of eight, Final of nine thing.  Even if it's actually a final of two, jury of nine, I'm still right.  The Jury of eight can work on a final three, because If all three people get a vote a tie would be almost impossible. 0-4-4 and 2-3-3 are the only ways this can happen I believe  and you can have the third place person choose the winner if a tie happens.  However, since I'm not considered a true Survivor fan by even liking the choice of a final three, I'll say that final threes suck and a final two is *whine* sooooo much better! *whine*

I can see a possibility of all three getting votes here.  It's a bold thing to say, but it has happened before (China) and I can see it happening once again.  I can't tell you who gets what votes, because I believe this will be more on answering the questions than personal feelings.

It's nice to see the tribe bitch getting voted out.  I don't think I can take two hours of Abi.  Plus I want to see her Jury speech.  I can so see her bitching at the finalists.

Malcolm has the coolest pale spot on his leg where he wore his buff all the time.

End of the year rankings-

My Favorite of this season- Penner/Denise
Coolest Tribe name- Dangrayne
Coolest vote off- R.C.
Funnest moment- Penner's boot episode.
Ranking of the Ancient Voices- 6/10 (Nice to see it not plain like One World, but it's still feels like it's lacking.)
Best Intro Shot- Angie. Penner is a close second.
Most Interesting Twist- Merge at eleven, jury of eight/nine.
Heather's Ranking- It still depends who win, but It so far, it's been a great season. I'll give it a "B".

So, what is your thoughts?  Questions?  Feel free to E-mail me at HeatherNS17@ymail.com.

Heather lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma with her Grandparents.  She currently goes to OU and is a huge fan of Survivor for seven years. She is the creator and owner of the Comedy Stars Blog.

Monday, December 10, 2012

Survivor Demotivational Posters.

So, this week I have the Great Guatemalan Rewatch, so to tie you guys over, I have 16 posters that will brighten up anyone's day, because someone else is having a worse time on a random location with strangers  competing for money.  Kind of like a job, except they get more money than you.

Let's kick us off with Mr Hantz himself
1.

For reals, when does this ever turn out right for anyone not named Rob Cesternino?

2.
Diane once called Mama Kim a bitch in one of her interviews. Poor thing never had a chance huh?

3.

Poor Parvati.  No one deserves such punishment. 

4.

Honer is one thing, being a graceful loser isn't even in the same tier!
(reason number 114 why I love Erinn more)

5.

My number one favorite Rites, almost everyone dying in the vid caps they used.

6.

Crazy Courtney and Shane.  BBFs forever man. :)

7.

Kathy too?  What a player.

8.

Let's play the "which one doesn't fit" game!
(BTW Why did you have to be allergic to malaria pills?)

9.

I can't remember another time in China where they we're fighting.

10.

From the reunion.  I wonder how many kids looked up to her now?

11.

Yeah, I already posted this on my Twitter, but don't you love Irony?

12.

I'm a fan of DiLorzeno, but lets face it, the Casaya group and Russell's group were full 
of crazy people. (Yeah, I'm going on a limb with Parv, but Russ is crazy enough for two)

13.

Haha love her expression :)

14.

Directed towards both of them of course.

15.

Can someone tell me if that's Margaret or Danni in the foreground? I think it's Margaret...

16.

The reason you never hear from Gary?  He's hiding.

I'm planing on making some more, if you want to see a specific picture, be sure to E-Mail me at HeatherNS17@Ymail.com or something.  You can just make it yourself.

Okay, Quick update because this Blog is growing to Scout size insanity.  I'm starting testing this week, so if you don't here from me until late, that will be why.  Also, if you are a fan of Survivor Oz, they are doing a Winter thing to celebrate their first year, and I'm planing on attending.  Be sure to join us, we still have some room.  Click here for more information!

Love you guys!
Heather Short <3

P.S. I'm still serious, I can't tell if it's Margaret or Danni looking at BJ like he's nuts.  Please inform me.