All about Coach's Ego

PREVIOUSLY ON...

Sandy doesn't go home! Some annoying bartender does instead.  Oh, and Sierra was sick.  Awesome.

So, welcome back to episode two of Survivor: Tocantins. We start off with Sandy being all happy because Carolina messed up.  Yay!  Until Spencer says in a confessional that Sandy's going home next.  Boo...

The next morning, Social Mastermind Joe is hungry.  So he goes with a few others to go eat termites.

R.I.P Termite mound :(

They find this awesome looking grub thing at the bottom once Social Mastermind Joe was done tearing up the mound. 

SIGN ME UP! lol  Stephen tried to eat it and made this face-

This is my new favorite picture by the way.  I love it.  Sydney didn't want to eat it after she saw his face.  She did say that she'd eat grubs and stuff in a challenge.  Too bad there was none.

Okay, TO TIMBIRA!  Sierra wants to find the idol.  She tells Brendan that she needs his help because he didn't write her name down, but Erinn's shirt color and description down.  They find it faster than Sandy AND they knew what a pace was.  But Mama Debbie was worried about them so she went to make sure something didn't get them.

BUSTED!  Luckily Sierra just threw out that they are building a kickass fire pit.  Fun loving Debbie bought it.  I love Debbie, what an underrated star of Tocantins.

So Back at Jalapao, Taj tells everyone she's married to a football player.  Spencer, Joe, and JT can't believe.  Stephen had this look on his face.

He doesn't know who Eddie is.  Surprise.  

At Timbira Candace and Coach fight about food.  Candace says that ego will be the reason he lost South Pacific Death of him.  They resolve their issues for now...

Next we have a combined Reward/Immunity challenge.  It's one of my favorites ever.  It's basket ball, but without dribbling, you can run with the ball, and you can beat the living tar out of anyone.  No surprise that Timbira sits out 80 lb Debbie.

You know what's sad?  I think I'm either the same height or Less than Debbie.  I went by Heather Short for a reason.  

So, we get people beating the tar out of each other, but let's stop and ponder why the Idol looks so creepy.

WHY DO WE NEED A CLOSE UP EDITORS?!  Yeah, this was the real reason Tocantins isn't my second favorite season anymore.  I mean, it looks really weird.  So the first two rounds, Timbira is in the lead.  My favorite moment had to be Mama K and Erinn moments.

Right away, Sandy  pretty much just went after her.  Fuck the ball.

#SurvivorMoments  In the end, it didn't matter because Timbira scored anyways.

The next round Taj and Erinn drown Sierra.

*blub* 

Erinn's trying to help!  But Jalapao score the next two and tie it up.  Challenge Beast Coach is shown to be pretty pathetic in this challenge here.  JT spent about five minutes scoring with his lame ass in the challenge.

Fail.

So the last round, and nerdy, New York Jew scores the winning point for the Jalapeno tribe!

No love for Sandy. :(  They get immunity and fishing gear.  Oh, and to send Brendan to die in exile.  Bye :D

... Just kidding, the twist of the season is to pick another person to go with him.  He chooses Taj.  Bye :)  The two decided to share the clue.  It takes Brendan an unhealthy amount of time to figure out what "Tribal Homelands" were.

Jalapao enjoys their fishing gear.  Stephen isn't very good with the spear, but this was important bonding man date time with JT.  Isn't that cool. :)

Back at Timbira they are licking their wounds from Jalapao.  Erinn was shocked at that Little Old Lady, while Sierra said she almost drowned.  Candace agrees but she knew that Coach has useless.  Her calling Coach a "Church lady" was gold for instance.  

Typical Church lady.  Coach doesn't like that Candace was plotting against him, because sweet little Debbie told on her.  How dare she...

Brendan gets back on day six.  He lies about Taj getting the clue.  What a player.

So, Coach has to insure Sierra that she isn't going home the only way he could.  

Meanwhile Erinn and Candace plot against Coach, then they decided to go after Sierra instead.  Awesome.  Except that Erinn never really like Candace because she was a horrible person.  What a star.  

So, we go to Tribal Council.  This is the famous Erinn/Debbie fight about trust.  TAKE NOTE THIS WILL APPEAR LATER!

Also- we have another Sierra was sick line.  Why was she that popular again? I mean I loved her my first watch but every time I see her in these beginning episodes she looked like a sad puppy dog Brian shot.  Kind of lame.

Oh, and today's vote of the day goes to JERRY for his wonderful spelling of the word Candace.

CANDANCE!

Although everyone except for Erinn and Coach messes it up.  All of the Candice votes were obviously hints that Candice Woodcock-Cody would return as a SUPERSTAR in Heroes Vs Villains. <3

Anyways, the poison apple left the game.  Bye!

Next time- BLIND CALLER CHALLENGE!  And Taj is plotting a scheme that could change the game.
THIS SUNDAY!

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Love you guys! *evil Erinn grin here*
~Heather~