The Flaw in Timbira

PREVIOUSLY ON

Coach is shown to have an ego problem, Brendan starts a friendship with Taj on Exile "Island" (It's not an Island) and Candace is voted out because Coach said so.

Hey guys welcome back to Heather re-watches stuff.  Sorry this was delayed, but it's up now.  Sorry :)

So, we get back into the minds of the Timbira Tribe.  Erinn finds out she's up the river without a paddle,  so she explains that she was never aligned with Candace.  Sierra of all people starts trashing her.  Coach also weighs in that Erinn's days are numbers, and that he would have never wanted to be in an alliance with her.  THIS IS IMPORTANT btw.

So in the morning we are treated with a scene of Jerry coughing.  Basically, this next part is divided into three parts.  Jerry is sick, Erinn is screwed, and the beans are fricking disgusting.

Erinn is also confident that she could out preform a model and a tiny old woman in challenges.  This will be fun.

Now, back to Jalapao!  They start to figure out on how to use a net.  Stephen is wondering if that really is a throw net because it's too big for one person.  It's pretty simple really, if you know how to use a net, you'll get yourself a fishy soon enough!  However, they get enough minnows to try and catch some bigger fishies!  And soon enough, they have more fishies than they could dream of.  In fact, while gazing upon his fishy, Social Mastermind Joe announces that Jalapao will be a force to be reckoned with at the challenges! 

Speaking of- It's time for a #REWARDCHALLENGE :D

Today is the customary blindfold/caller challenge- which gave us gems like Big Tom getting rammed it the face with a block, Danni getting hid in the head by a pole because of Judd, Scout leading Eliza into a puzzle piece, and Michelle almost killing herself by falling off of a ten foot platform.  Can't go wrong with this challenge.

So are callers for the day are...

SOCIAL MASTERMIND JOE FOR JALAPAO!

and...

DEBBIE WHO JEFF CALLS DEBORAH FOR TIMBIRA!

As far as blindfolded races go, this one was kind of a tame-ish one.  Although it funny moments include...

Jerry and Brendan failing at locating a bucket

Tyson running into Sydney and is about the most contact he gets with a woman anywhere near his age

Social Mastermind Joe making JT and Spencer slam into each other.

And JT mistaking the word "Bucket" with "face"

Well, anyways Jalapao wins and Coach is pissed off that they miss out on blankets.

So, Brendan gets picked to go to Exile Strip of land and takes Taj with him.  Jeff asks Spencer if this is worrying   Spencer is reviled to not care.

So, back on Timbira, Coach is pissed about losing.  He then tells people to not go off in groups to blame each other, because it's the last thing that they need to do.  He then goes off with Tyson and complains about Sierra's yelling during the challenge.  Coach is such an odd person.  He then calls Tyson his assistant Coach. Love it.

Social Mastermind Joe take a moment into poking fun at Timbira, saying that Moral problems will soon affect that tribe.  Oh, this will be fun.

So at Exile, we form the greatest idea for an alliance ever.  The Exile Alliance.  Taj plans to get Stephen in the fun, while Brendan would get Sierra, and then they shall take over the game!

Okay, back at Jalapao, They are glad that it rained, because they knew that Timbira would get wet.  Also, are we 100% sure that Spencer is gay?  He looks like he is getting in with the Ladies of Jalapao.

Spencer X Sandy :3

Also we get this gem from Sandy. Such an amazing character.

Strung out old lady love.

To the Immunity challenge- it's the stack blocks challenge that caused James to yell at Stephenie in Heroes Vs Villains!  Yay!

Also- Jeff still calling Debbie "Deborah" is funny.  I know that it's her real name, but everything else including the intro calls her "Debbie".

Anyways, Jerry also gets smacked with a block.  Timbira gets there blocks first because Stephen and Sydney suck at rolling blocks.  Erinn leads Timbira into building that staircase!  Too bad Brendan slows everyone down by arguing with her.  Thus Jalapao wins Immunity! 

Jerry also gives up because of his illness. :(

So yeah.  He's done.

Erinn figures this out and gives this face-

Coach get pissed and gives this face-

He also can't exist around Erinn, because he's so true and stuff and she smiles evilly.  Wow.
Sierra is still going to vote out Jerry because she isn't stupid.

Brendan finds the idol in the totem thing.  It's kind of a cool spot to hide it. IMO.  Not in a tree or buried.   

Tyson wants to blindside Erinn because it would be funny to see her cry.  Oh, this is fun.

So- To Tribe Council

Jeff calls out Timbira for not listing to Erinn.  Jerry things that Brendan should be the leader, but Coach should be the leader because he led everyone just using his eyes.

I think everyone had this reaction to his BS-

Erinn calls out Coach on his BS, saying that Brendan would be the better leader.  Coach claims it to be a personality clash.  This starts one of my favorite Feuds of all time, my 8th favorite in fact.  Erinn wasn't even aware of this clash. 

Jeff calls out Coach on his Ego.  What a fun tribal council. 

Okay so the votes are in...

Jerry is gone. :( 

Let's relive the best moment Jerry gave us...

Next time on Survivor

Tyson is crazy- Sydney is cute- and Taj is awesome.

Thank you for reading!

~Heather~