So- we started off with Jeff's usual long comments about how amazing Brazil is, and that they are in the most desolate part of Brazil ever. Tocantins. Oh, and everyone's on a truck and making confessionals about them. Erinn says Tyson is a great guy to be around, Tyson thinks that Erinn's "The bitch". Although my personal favorite is when Stephen calls Sandy the "Strung out old lady".
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| Not Strung out at all |
Sierra doesn't trash anyone, she goes on about the fact that she's been sick. Coach says that he has the unfortunate feeling that she will crumble. How boring.
The Truck stops in the middle of nowhere to drop everyone off, but then Jeff tells them to grab as much stuff as they can. Jalapao mishears this and just grabs all of the watermelons and even tries to go for the sticks tied to the sides of the truck. While they are doing that, Timbira grabs everything else.
Timbira gets most of the things because
Oh, and he also says that someone isn't going to make the journey with them so hears some paper write down who needs to GTFO.
Fun fact- this is the first written vote of the season-
I loved how Jeff asked him who was that and Joe said,"Grammy is the older lady". Clearing things up like a boss there. So, after a couple of votes we have our winner!
Okay, so Sandy's pissed. Let's see which Timbira member is going to get pissed! Isn't this awesome!
Check that out! Coach knows what a zebra is. Isn't that cool. So Sierra see this and is a sad panda, err, zebra. She says that she's sick. However, that doesn't change a thing so the big winner of Timbria is...
Sierra says that she's sick again. Three times so far, someone do a drinking game. Wait, they don't leave the game, they get a fricking helicopter ride. The rest has to do the hike. Kthxbye.
Stephen is already playing the game by stripping.
New York's pride and joy. JT also has to help out Joe in reading a compass.
I cannot believe that these people don't train to read a map and compass! I taught myself how to do one before I get on Survivor! (/Eliza)
Stephen is also worried about bonding with JT, as the New York nerdy Jew would have problems bonding with the good old southern boy. (His words, not mine)
While Stephen builds up his fanbase, we cut to Timbira and we are shocked that Erinn hasn't been camping since the sixth grade. Debbie also almost kills Erinn by suddenly dropping her end of the flag. They rest up for a bit and Coach tried to lead and then tries to make a pact with Brendan because he is a strong male. So in other words Coach is playing exactly like Probst would.
Back at the helicopter, Sandy gets dropped off first, and we get an emotional scene ending with her declaring that she will bleed Jalapeno red. She then tries to find the Hidden Immunity Idol.
Sierra decides to be useful and build the shelter. After we have the "I'm sick" proclamation number four that is.
Jalapao gets to their camp before sundown. Sandy then hids her clue in the only place she knows no one will look.
Carolina whines that Sandy didn't start on the shelter. Then everyone shares a watermelon and wonders how to say their tribe name.
Meanwhile at Timbira, Coach's amazing leadership skills got them to their camp a few hours after sundown. He then says that despite Sierra's awesomeness at already building an eight person shelter she has to go. Thanks Coach.
The next day, Jalapao is already putting together a cute little shelter. Carolina is being annoying though because she wants to build some other things. Oh, and Sandy slips off to find the idol again. People, if they didn't have the HII we wouldn't get gems like the fact that Sandy doesn't know what a pace is. Please cut some loses.
At Timbira, they already drank their water. :( So Sierra, Debbie, and Tyson decides to go get more! :D
Tyson strips because he's not a typical Mormon.
What an All-Star.
So, now we get the #ImmunityChallenge. Meanwhile Eliza complains about how she misses the days when they have a Reward Challenge despite it being the first challenge.
During his expatiation- the editors decides to highlight the puzzle planks, just in case we forgot what they looked like.
Also- the idol looks pretty pathetic if you ask me.
The challenge starts and right away Carolina is proving to be a challenge beast!
During the puzzle, Sierra tries her hardest to distract the other team, forgetting that the puzzle workers are Taj and Sandy.
Sierra has to have seen Survivor before! She's taking lessons from Amanda after all.
Jalapao get to the maze part first where Spencer and Sydney work together in the best way ever.
Timbira catches up, were Erinn and Brendan prove to be the shining stars of teamwork.
And Timbira wins the challenge! Coach praises Brendan in the most non-homosexual way ever. While Tyson hugs The Bitch.
Timbira is such a weird tribe.
Meanwhile Jalapao is getting so annoyed at Carolina, that the best Hero of all time says this-
I love that they used subtitles. Also Joe proves to be a social master by messing up Carolina's name every time he says it.
To Tribal council! Highlights include Jeff asking Sandy if she was crazy. Wonder why he asked?
Now to the votes Sandy votes for Carolina in one of my favorite full circle votes of all time.
When Jeff reads off the votes, Carolina looks on smugly.
However, when the next few turn up Carolina, or some butchering of the name Carolina we get these reactions-
The best vote of the night goes to social mastermind Joe, with this awesome vote.
According to Stephen, he asked Carolina how to spell her name, and then he still screws it up! Winning.
So, that's a 7-1 blindside towards the generic bartender and token minority.
Next time on Survivor! People get beat up in a water challenge! Join me next time to review episode two of the Tocantins!
~Heather~
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