About Heather

I'm a Writer, Artist, and proud snarky person.

Now a days I'm living it up here in Skiatook, Oklahoma. No matter where I go my love for comedy, Reality TV, and many other things will forever litter this little blog of mine.

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~Heather Smith.

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Confessions of an Ex Ozlet

I know I haven’t posted in my own blog for a long, long, LONG time.  But I feel like since some of the stuff I’ve written here reflected my time on Survivor Oz, it would be oddly appropriate to post this here.

Now, of course if you’ve been following this giant mess on Twitter, you’d know that host Ben Waterworth made some very controversial remarks about a Survivor contestant’s Wife.  More specifically, it was about Will’s wife and the remakes were racist.  There is no other way to slice it.  He was mocking her name and making offensive comments.
 
Want to hear something extremely amusing?  The preview podcast aired about a month ago.  It’s only now getting attention.  Why?  Because no one I know that would be able to pick this out and get offended even watch the show anymore.  I don’t have the time to even care personally.  Since I’ve left Survivor Oz I recently got a promotion at my job and I’ve since started my own project with a fellow Ex-Ozlet and really good friend, Ben Powell.  I don’t have the luxury of keeping hold of bad blood… or even good blood really.  However, I understand idiocy when I see it.  That’s a universal language there that doesn’t hold credence to the supposed cultural barriers Waterworth’s been claiming.
Oh, and from this point on, Ben Waterworth shall be called simply Waterworth.  It’s more of a confusing clear up just to make sure my good friend Ben Powell (Who I shall just call Ben) isn’t going to get nasty tweets or whatever.
 
Anyways, let’s play the story.  Ben and I joined Survivor Oz in January of 2013.  I was an eighteen year old college student that thought Survivor was just the coolest thing ever.  I love to write, and I just finished my first season of actually actively participating in the online community, Survivor Philippines.  They were looking for writers, and I was a writer.  I also already was on one of their podcasts.  I was on the Christmas Episode where I got to speak to John Carroll. 
This is where I need to stress, when I joined Oz I had nothing but respect for them.  They were able to get interviews from Guatemala contestants.  If you’ll remember I’m know as THE Guatemala fan from various people.  Even Guatemala contestants are aware on how much I love the season they were on.  I was very excited to get to write for something with as much of a readership as Oz.  I never really done anything like that since, but (again I stress) this is more to my job than anything else.  I still have saved all of my work that I’ve done for Oz because I have put my time in effort in every single article, top ten, write up, and Podcast for them.  I didn’t give them anything that I wouldn’t post on my own blog.

Waterworth’s always been agonist towards those who don’t share his opinion.  I should have seen it when he mocked Sophie for declining an interview due to her schooling.  You know, because medical school isn’t taxing on free time or anything.  When I supported her choice I was mocked.  When Waterworth made a top ten podcasts and put Historian’s up on there, Mario was honored but he pointed out that Historian’s isn’t in the same group as Rob Has a Podcast or anything due to the lack of schedule that they do.  This was met with Waterworth fuming that Mario just wouldn’t say “Thank you” and gush about being on the list.  Now, Mario is a good friend of mine (I was in the running to be a historian a while back) so I defended him like a good friend, but that didn’t matter.  Those that do bow at his feet and give in to his ego are of no use to him.

The catalyst of why I left though?  It’s a bit lesser known but I’ll do my best to explain it.  Now, it’s early January of 2014.  I haven’t actually done anything for Oz in a while, yet for some reason I’ve been kept around.  They have “fired” my good friend Ben, with only me expressing sympathy towards Ben.  They’ve just posted a top ten in Previously on Survivor (Also known in this article as PoS) of the top ten tribes written by Jimmy Kurniawan (who is also a pretty nice guy.)
Now, like most top tens, a lot of comments were had.  Most of them citing various inaccuracies (The Foa Foa four weren’t a tribe) and overall disagreement.  I myself posted in this thread (screenshots will follow) but I only expressed confusion, because for some reason I thought that practical subject of top ten was already done.  Of course, I looked it up and I was wrong, and then commented on that.  I in no way mentioned the article or the ranking.  (Oh and comments that were pure humor of the fact that people think that Korror had an advantage because they had more men)


And somehow, those comments earned this.  I will black out names besides my own or Waterworths.  Mostly because I don’t want to get in trouble for doing something similar than what they did.



Well, okay.  Maybe he had a bad day right? (I thought)  The other Ozlet he tagged is in PoS as well, so whatever.

Then, this happened.



That is pretty much what made me think “Well, fuck you too”.  I do not like getting dragged into things.  If I’m in the wrong, it’s fine but that’s not okay to me.  I kept quiet about it because I know what will happen.  I would be discredited and the reason would be a perceived bitterness due to bad blood… or whatever.

BONUS MORE THINGS-




Seriously, I have most of the thread screenshotted and if it didn’t take a lot of work trimming it down and whiting out names I’d post the whole damn thing on here.

Oh, I guess I should put my own reactions-

*cue me handing in my resignation form*

Later he did apologize for those words.  I was pissed, but I had already made up my mind.  It was bothering me that I somehow was allowed to stay but they kicked out Ben.  I was just as opposing to various comments he said in the Oz group.  I don’t know why I was spared to be blunt.  Maybe because it was my winning personality and stuff?  Naw.  Can't be.  Let's just say I don't know, but I have an idea that hasn't been proven, but there were comments.   

He had another blow up in PoS facebook group last January (too the same month a year later!) that resulted in him leaving PoS and Survivor Oz in general a target for mockery to the group.  That was when both Ben and I let loose on several tangents, each about the Group and Waterworth’s comments about Survivors that didn’t want to do interviews.  It was informational, and we changed many a minds that night but I knew that it wouldn’t be over.  After all, PoS is just a small slice of the Survivor fandom. 

Unfortunately, I couldn’t provide any screen shots.  In light of recent events the Survivor Oz facebook member (which was posting these articles) appeared to be deleted when I tried to find the posts.  But it was a blood bath.  Take my word for it.

Speaking of recent events, this brings me to the present week.  Mike from Survivor: World’s Apart tweeted (to Carolyn and Jenn of his season) about Survivor Oz attacking “our family”.  Well, that brings me to the preview podcast that I mentioned at the start of this article.  When accused of mocking a Survivor family member (aka someone who didn’t sign up for that) you should quickly say sorry, remove the offending podcast, and make note that that sort of thing will never happen again.  Instead Waterworth said that “Sorry but Other podcasts have said worse” which is by no means a real apology by any stretch of imagination.



The “Other Podcast” he mentions is the Corinne Preview episode that Rob’s show has done since at least South Pacific.  Corinne is a Survivor contestant however, she never has brought family members in that podcast nor has she even brought up race in any of them.  The podcast itself is at best is Satire, like the Onion. It’s all in the name of comedy, not meant to be serious, and above all she’s in the Survivor family, an unofficial bond of being mocked on media and articles alike brings these people together.  Compare that to some random Australian guy who will never be on Survivor nor understand what they went though that foolishly thought that mocking a family member based on her race was a good idea.

This was pointed out on Sucks as well, where I was also attacked by and the attack was quickly shut down by myself and other Sucks posters.  Since then neither Waterworth nor any other known Ozlet has shown their avatars in Sucks.

On the Fackbook front, he and the Survivor Oz page was kicked out of Addicted to Survivor. (Also known as AtS)  I’m sure if he was still in PoS that would have been changed really quickly.

On the next Oztopsy, he addressed the various goings on.  Here I have a transcript that a really good friend of mine pieced together.  I’m going to pull two very specific points that I want to draw attention too. 

From our standpoint, this issue was resolved, as the conversations that we had with cast members had been settled and we were assured that there were no ill will between us and the cast of Worlds Apart. (4:47 were or was?) On behalf of Survivor Oz, I would once again like to take this opportunity to unreservedly apologize for any offense caused by comments made in this episode. Survivor Oz is by no means a hundred percent politically correct. Like most podcasts out there on the Internet, our comments and content are from a variety of people and will sometimes blur the line between humor and offense. There are times when, yes, we do step over the line and we have to put our hands up and apologize. This is one of those times. We accept that words are easy and that our actions need to reflect this going forward. We will be taking this as a learning experience for future podcasts.
We hope this apology will be taken for what it is: an honest attempt to make amends. And we hope that current and past contestants, as well as our listeners, will continue to interact with us to help provide you with great content.

Now, I do want to just address some other issues (5:38 some or a few) in relation to this, though, on a side point. This week, in terms of the issue if people aren't aware of what happened, Mike from this season tagged us in a post directed at Caroline, also from this season, claiming that we were, and I will quote, "the podcast that disrespected all of us and our families just FYI." A brief exchange was then had between myself and Mike about this issue, in which I proceeded to say that we had apologized - as I previously just mentioned - for this issue, and if there was any further clarification needed, for him to contact us directly. He then did publicly continue to shame us, claiming that a private apology was no apology and that we needed to apologize to all 18 on air, despite the fact that, again, as I just said, we already had. He then publicly called for a boycott of our podcast and refused to go into any specific details about what was said in public that had offended him. He then went on to post a separate tweet bragging, and I will quote again, that he "went off on a podcast today - if you know me, you know that I am one of the most positive people. You don't mess with my family", before retweeting and favoriting abusive tweets directed towards us. While, of course, it is his right to claim for a boycott or not to like us, it still is amusing slightly to us that he will not publicly say what was so offensive to him and to try and get this sorted, and yet still continue to publicly shame us.

I would also like to point out that there were other podcasts' preview episodes, that had nothing to do with Survivor Oz, that did say far worse, volatile, and downright offensive things about the cast of Worlds Apart that are not being targeted in the way that we are. I am aware, of course, that this is not a tit-for-tat exercise, but as the host of this show, I am also entitled to express an opinion and defend the product that we do put out. My apology, as I mentioned before, does stand, but I still find it slightly confusing and ironic that we are having a smear campaign against us when other podcasts getting away with doing worse. I also do find it ironic that people are excusing comments made on other podcasts as "humorous" and "satiric" as an excuse for abuse, whereas our comments were done in the same style and method and aren't seen in the same light. I do also find it slightly ironic that Mike does remain friends with several people involved in these other episodes yet still cannot continue to let what we said go.
Out of all of this, one thing that I really feel the need to address as well are the defamatory comments being labelled at us calling us "racist." I have had several comments and messages - abusive messages - to myself and to us publicly saying comments along those lines and have also been shown messages on forums and Facebook and other online, uh, outlets saying similar things. With no explanation given as to why Mike is so annoyed at our preview episode, people have speculated it was due to comments made about Will's wife Monifa in our episode. Since the exchange on Twitter with Mike, it has been brought to my attention what directly Mike was referring to in terms of taking offense, and this was in no way at all related to comments directed at Monifa. Despite this - and with still no public explanation from Mike - our podcast continues to be dragged through the mud with outlandish claims being labelled against us. In the preview episode, I will reiterate, there were no discriminative, racist, or offensive comments directed at Monifa or anybody in that matter. In fact, if people actually listen to the episode, they will find that it was the complete opposite and that we spent the entire episode praising Monifa and wanting to see her playing Survivor and applauding her and Will throughout the episode.
If people have taken offense to the comments in this episode, then again, I do apologize. However, I will once again reiterate that there were no racist undertones or intent with these comments. The definition of the word "racism" in modern society is constantly lost in social misgivings and viral social campaigns that blur the lines between what is racist and what is not. I've heard comments everywhere, from casual racists right through to downright accusing myself and our Ozlets of constantly being on a racist crusade in the past. There were even several comments online claiming that Australia is a racist country and that our past policies of white Australia are the reason why myself and our Australian Ozlets are of this opinion. To me, these are far more racist and offensive toward myself, the Ozlets, and our country in general. There may be a cultural divide as to what some consider the word "racist", casually racist, or not racist at all. But in claiming racism against a person or organization, it is ironic that actual racist comments are then used in a way to try and clarify comments. Let me state again that comments directed, calling us racists are misguided, false, and highly defamatory and offensive. Several of the comments have been made by people who have not listened to the episode, or who have only listened to small portions of it and have not listened to any other Survivor Oz episode in the past and are jumping on a bandwagon of hate and misguided vitriol. People have threatened to report our episode and have listened to parts of it claiming the racist parts are there. They have even reached out to Jeremy and Val, who do our power rankings, and warned them we are a racist podcast and to avoid us, and we have even been banned from selective groups online due to this perception of racism. I would look to, however, firmly stand by my claims that nothing racist was said in the episode to defend myself and my team. The episode will not be removed from any online platforms, and if people want to continue to run a smear campaign against us by contacting others or posting defamatory comments online against us, then that just speaks to the character of those individuals, given that online trolling culture is based on vile hatred, racism, homophobia, sexism, and other forms of bigotry, several of which have been directed to our show, other shows, and contestants in Survivor in the past, it is highly hypocritical that these select people continue to go on a crusade against us. As somebody who does pride himself in putting out an entertaining podcast that takes a lot of effort for no financial gain, it is highly offensive to be labeled in such a light.

Still not an apology.  Mike didn’t think so either.


Oh and one more thing- This.

Our show might not be everybody's cup of tea, we don't expect everybody to like us, but when comments and hate are spread to us in a manner that has been this week, then I have had no choice but to bring this up and speak out on it. I will defend not only myself and this show but each one of my Ozlets who work tirelessly and hard for Survivor Oz for nothing other than the passion of Survivor and no other reward. When our product we put out is getting unfairly diminished by certain corners of the Internet and the trolling culture previously mentioned, it is time to take a stand, and I would also like to point out on a separate note that this goes towards ex-Ozlets who have worked for us in the past, who, for whatever reason, cannot let go reasons why they were either fired or quit and continue to make up false allegations against us or false claims of personal entertainment or Like-bait online. These people have deep resentment towards us for their own past misgivings and can continue to shame themselves all they want, but they only make themselves look like fools, given the actual truth of the situation. I will not stand for this any longer from these people.
You got it.  He directly targeted me and Ben in this.  Well.  It is on.  You do not attack my friends like this.

Also what are you planning to do to me?  Flood my E-mail with spam?  Talk trash about me?  Dude, I survived an ice storm, various tornadoes, Earthquakes, a bad childhood, and High school I’m sure I can survive whatever a random guy with a podcast throws at me.

In closing, I’m not telling you at all that you need to actively hate Oz.  That is my job.  I just want to get a record straight.  You can do what you will with this information, but do not think that Waterworth is innocent in this.

Also notice that I have tried to keep the other Ozlets out of this.  They have actually apologized and to any that on the off chance might be reading this I beg of you to find another job.  Get off of this sinking ship before you drown because if Waterworth goes down he will take you with him. 

Finally, please don’t take this as a call to action.  All this is an informative piece.  If you are appalled by what Ben Waterworth has sad or has done I encourage you to (if applicable) unfollow him on Twitter, unfollow the show on Twitter, and/or unlike the Survivor Oz facebook page.  I want the message to come across that what he did is not okay and the refusal to actually own up to his mistake will cost him dearly, but attacking him on twitter and being an ass would make you no better than what he was.

For all of my readers, this is Heather.  Thank you for reading this.



Special thanks to my good friend Ben Powell.  I’m pretty sure that I wouldn’t have the bravery to even say half of this junk without your support. 

Thank you to Russ Bartlett for transcribing that Podcast for me.  Kept me from going mad trying to pull tidbits of information from it, you rock.  Also John Simons from PoS, whom stomached listing to the Preview cast to pick out what Mike was outraged about.  And for everyone on both PoS and Sucks who had my back when it mattered the most.  Also thank you.

Finally, thank you to Mike Holloway.  Worlds Apart is currently ongoing at the time of this article, but thank you for opening that floodgate so everyone else can see how horrible Waterworth really is.  On the off chance that you actually read the 3,000+ words of a crazy ass Survivor fan I personally thank you of this chance.


P.S.

Here are the links to various things that you are welcome to see for yourself.  Unfortunately this does not include any PoS things because it’s a closed group, but you can join to see for yourself and I’ll point you the way. :)
Survivor Worlds Apart Preview episode- Note: Timestamped @1:26 to where the mocking starts.
Survivor Oz Thread on PoS- Starts at relevant spot

Survivor World Apart Oztopsy episode 6-  Only need to watch the beginning for the “apology”
Max’s thread on Reddit- This is an interesting read, I couldn’t exactly fit it here without getting this longer than it needed to be, but it mentions the Oz comments and Max conforming the difference between Corinne saying the stuff she did and Waterworth’s comments.

Friday, January 24, 2014

Reality RAW- Not to be confused with Sarah Palin.

Hell’s Kitchen-Season Two
The Basic info
Aired-2006
Winner- Heather
Runner Up- Virginia
Sous Chef- MaryAnn, Scott
Maitre d’- Jean-Philippe
Episodes- 10
Contestants- 12

Season two is where Hell’s Kitchen really set its stride.  The first season was something different to recent seasons.  Seasons 2 and 3 helped transition to the later seasons formats.  Season 2 showed that Ramsey canned the whole “No interfering with nominations” and eliminated Gabe right away pretty early in the season.  Season two is also one of my personal favorite seasons because of the characters that really moved the season.  As much as I love the “talent” shown in the show if you can’t be a fun character than why even bother?  Luckily, I will say that HK has done an amazing job showcasing their winners.  

Before I drone on about the merits of this fine season, I will say that season 2 more or less established practices that continue on to this day.  The split between men and women, the coat hanger and burning picture, quite a few popular challenges (Talking about the relay, taste it now make it, and the 100 portions challenge) and the more traditional confessional animation.  The editing was better as well in the fact that they showed off more flaws in the eventual winner than Michael.  Heather was never put up for eliminated yet she still had her moments of inconsistency and this was a huge plot in the mid episodes while she was on the blue team.  In fact, it looked like that if the blue team didn’t win that she would be in very real danger of leaving, something that NEVER happened to Michael aside from the “Back up your claims of experience” that was mostly a “Previously On..” thing.

Season Two of Hell’s Kitchen also has a little known fact attached to it, practically with the winner, Heather West.  From the usually scouting of opinions I gather that Heather is one of the most popular Hell’s Kitchen winners that has been on the show, along with Dave.  Heather was also the first open lesbian winner of a reality TV show.  I found this fact interesting, yet no one seems to bring this up.  Richard Hatch was the first openly gay winner of a Reality TV show and since 2000 the representation of gays in the media has certainly changed since then.  The only time you really get tipped off on Heather’s sexual ordination was when Sara said that her and Rachel were making eyes at each other.  She never had a huge subplot featuring who she dated nor was she the first lesbian on the show (Jessica from season 1) but she was the first one to win a Reality TV show, something Survivor has yet to do.  Fact is, that if you are writing a piece of Representation of LGBT contestants in Reality TV, if Heather isn’t mentioned at all in said piece than I will not take you seriously.  

The other important thing that I will point out is Sara.  Sara is the best Hell’s Kitchen villain that they ever done.  Elise? Season 4 Jen?  Lacey?  They don’t hold a candle to the original.  Sara was basically every negative element on a RTV person that doesn’t social rights things.  She was immature, a liar, mediocre chef, yet she made the top four. (my sweetspot for the   season villain is they are out on the third to last episode at least.  My Season 9 episode write up will explain why this hurts Elise) It’s a fun moment whenever Sara’s around.  She started this one sided feud with Heather about the leadership on the red team, then moved to Rachel, and then sabotaged Virginia then got away with it.  Without her Season two would have been boring.  Sara’s fall was perfect karma.  She sabotaged Virginia early on, she gets sent home directly because of Virginia not wanting to quit.  

Unlike season one that relayed on more of the cooking and strategy, season two broadened these characters.  Michael wasn’t as dynamic as Heather for example.  Heather was an adorkable yet determined chef.  Virginia was dealing with the internal struggle of her existence in the game.  Keith was a confidant chef with an ego problem.   Sara was immature yet she did have a softer side.  Finally Garrett the prison chef that was actually a giant softie.  The Black jacket group was a strong one this season, and personally this season has my favorite final two of Virginia and Heather.  In season five they related the match up to the “Perfectionist” Heather vs the “Creative” Virginia.  The two were almost complete opposite, with Heather being strong on the line and Virginia being a strong challenge performer.  

Another extremely important character this season was Rachel.  Rachel was hinted as a strong chef and a leader.  However every season since this one a strong person at the beginning slowly fall down in skill.  Rachel’s decline could be pinpoint to when Heather was moved to the blue kitchen.  This fall was shocking and from then on usually there is someone in every season that does this, though season three is really when this is noticeable.  Rachel herself is rather noteworthy of this season also because of the supposed relationship with Heather.  At first the two both denied taking the relationship further (For RuPaul’s Drag Race fans, think of how the Ivy/Jinkx thing was like) but after Rachel committed suicide around a year later, Heather had that regret in later interview.  It’s an interesting “what if” for sure.  As for the suicide, a big question about if it was because of the show.  My thoughts are that it sure didn’t help, but an interview with Heather hinted that she didn’t really communicate with anyone.  It’s odd for sure, but I don’t think that it had anything to do with the show.

Mirabel wasn’t extremely noteworthy in this season.  She missed her family thus she turned into a mess.  She’s one of those reality subtexts, and she didn’t even show up for the finale.  She was spent, and sometime that happens to contestants on a RTV show.  She wasn’t that good either, but mostly stayed because of Polly and Rachel being worse than her.  Gabe is kinda in the same boat.  Gabe was nominated through Ramsey making that a first, and a message.  Giacammo had a strong signature dish but completely failing to figure out that the gas wasn’t on sealed his fate.  And last in this line up is Polly.  Polly was presented as a kind of an Elsie copy (mother of six, inexperience) but ended up not being able to serve appetizers for around 90 minutes and getting her station replaced by Heather.

The last player that I haven’t got to cover yet is Tom.  Tom is someone who was seen as sexist and someone who just can’t get away with nothing.  When sexist contestants come up, usually the winner is a female.  (averted with season 6, but season 6 had the two winning female contestants appeared in the season at some point so it works in that case) Tom was really the first time it had happened.  With this shows first female winner and divide by sex I have no doubt that that was there for a reason.  Tom himself was widely incompetent.  It was a wonder how he lasted that long.

So I’ve been trying this whole write up to not completely gush on this season and Heather.  Heather is defiantly in my top five favorite RTV winners.  She’s not my favorite contestant but she’s a huge favorite of mine of course.   Season 2 is also in my group of my favorite seasons, as well as being my first season that I saw all the way though.  Also this isn’t the last time we’ll talk about Heather or Sara or Virginia.  Sara’s character template and Heather and Virginia’s lasting legacy are important in later seasons.   So file this all away!

Sorry for the wait on this- Next Week we will visit another favorite season of mine.  The tale of Hell’s Bitches, a Waffle House Cook, and a guy named Rock.  Also an added bonus of gushing over a certain Pastry Chef.  

Monday, January 13, 2014

Reality RAW- In the beginning, when Elsie was cast...


Hell’s Kitchen- Season One

The Basic Info
Aired- 2005
Winner- Michael
Runner Up- Ralph
Sous Chef- MaryAnn (Red) Scott (Blue)
Maitre d’- Jean-Philippe
Episodes- 10
Contestants- 12

Season one of Hell’s Kitchen started out very basic.  As basic as you could get in fact, especially compared to later seasons.  It was almost like a different show, even if you compared it to season two.  The teams weren’t separated by sex, Ramsey and JP got confessionals, the intro was very different, it was just different.  Also this season was also weird in the fact that it had 7 males and 5 females instead of the even spilt that other seasons have. (Discounting the odd numbed contestants of 4 and 6 that is)  Also what’s different (but still something common the first two seasons had) was the general lack of experience that the overall contestant field had.  In total, only three contestants had major experience in line cooking.  Out of those three two of them were the final two.  It’s a bit of an understatement to say that the first season was pretty predicable in retrospect.

Michael was no doubt probably the strongest chef in that season.  The first three winners did have a sense of obvious to them.  While Heather and Rock had glaring faults (Heather was inconsistent and Rock had a temper) Michael didn’t really have any as big as Heather and Rock.  Really the only problem of his was that he didn’t really have the charisma compared to Ralph, and that is really just a comparison to Ralph.  Ralph had big talk and usually didn’t have the ability to back it up, which is more of a problem that Michael had.  Also Michael was like Hell’s Kitchen’s only answer to Richard Hatch.  He was a strategic competitor and written a story, but the problem is that he broke Hell’s Kitchen.  Now you can’t put up strong people.  Now you can’t sabotage to test contestants at the hot plate because Ramsey stole that ability.  Michael tried everything to get ahead, even though he probably didn’t need to.  Because of today’s format there will be no more Michael type players of Hell’s Kitchen.

The other 10 contestants all had their little quirks.  Carolann provided a wonderful quote about inexperience, but ended up the first boot due to not helping out on her team, despite being competent.  Hell’s Kitchen is a team competition, not individuals. She wasn’t horrible, and far from the weakest chef in the red team, but you need to show teamwork.  This idea is still present in these current seasons, the most current being Dan from season 11.
Dewberry was straight comic relief.  Usually those people usually last longer past their expiration date but sometimes those people get out earlier that you’d expect.  Jim from season 6 is an amazing example of that.  Dewberry was unintentional funny.  He also somehow ended up in the finale to get picked as a team member despite being second off and not ever working with the two finalists.  He was a horrible cook but extremely entertaining.

Jeff was the first nontraditional eliminated contestant that appeared on the show.  He blew up on Ramsey and picked a fight with him in the hallway and got hurt.  Therefore he got kicked off.  He also argued with MaryAnn, and was probably a driving factor to her leaving the show after season three.  In the end, Jeff was pretty insignificant yet probably affected Hell’s Kitchen and the red kitchen’s Sous Chefs.  He doesn’t really talk about the show either.  Ha.

Wendy and Mary Ellen I’m going to combine because I don’t have a ton to say about them.  Wendy was that one that was in over her head.  She was mixed up on water temps and she didn’t know how to prepare meat, yet when she returned for the finale she was a consistent chef and surprised me.  Mary Ellen was fundamentally the opposite.  She was consistent until her last service.  Shockingly she was kept over the less consistent and abrasive Andrew.  She also strangely didn’t come back at the finale.  It’s not unheard of people not showing up to the finale (Only seasons 3 and 8 had no one bailing on the finalists.) but it is a little odd that three people didn’t show.  Jeff is a bit understandable, but not Mary Ellen.

Chris is probably one of the most important eliminated contestants for two reasons.  Chris was experienced but never lived up to his own hype, and Ramsey couldn’t change the nominations.  Chris arguably wasn’t the worst that night, but Michael wanted to “fuck shit up” to put it lightly. He was up against Elsie that night, someone on the other end of the spectrum.  Also Chris is the other person that bailed on the finalist with Mary Ellen.  How odd.
   
Andrew was kinda a hook of some sorts.  He was the bad tempered butt monkey of the blue team.  Literally no one respected him in that place.  If Jeff was MaryAnn’s person that showed that she was a badass, Andrew was Sous Chef Scott.  He tried to cheat a blue team punishment so Scott laid into him.  However he grew.  He canned his attitude which probably saved him over Mary Ellen.  However his bad attitude and bad ability got the best of him and just missed the black jackets.

Jimmy is the first person to individually win a challenge.  He is also the first person to get kicked off the black jackets.  He was saved by never getting picked to be eliminated.  Had Elsie or Michael put him up he’d been gone a long time ago.  He never gave up either.  The same kinda niche of contestant has shown up now and again, but Jimmy was the first.

I would argue that in simple terms Elsie is what the show needed to be popular.  Elsie was the relatable older kickass woman that had no experience what so ever yet made it all the way to fourth place.  She sold Hell’s Kitchen.  It was a sad day in Hell’s Kitchen when she left, however it was necessary.  It was pretty eww how she left the show.  But I don’t think you’ll ever find a Hell’s Kitchen fan that didn’t love Elsie. Add in the fact that she took in the high road instead of rating out the other competitors about them not give them their support for her, she was a very nice lady.  You don’t find that many nice people in Hell’s Kitchen and most of them don’t last that long.  Really the only other “nice person” that made it as far as she did was Jen of season 3.

Jessica, in my opinion, kinda got lost in the fold a little.  I rarely see talk about her, but she’s a pretty underrated character.  Her storyline in the beginning was as gold as it can get in the earlier seasons of Hell’s Kitchen.  She put up her best friend Mary Ellen and she left right after her other best friend, Wendy, left.  She grew and turned into this badass but her lack in the line is really what kept her out of the final two.  She was Ralph’s best friend, and a lot of focus was put on that and the fact that she was Michael’s first choice just to fuck with him.

In summary- Yes season one was a bit too predictable, but it’s the first season.  There was so many things that they needed to work out.  Season two was really the more typical season of Hell’s Kitchen.  This season was more of the ten season introduction to everything Hell’s Kitchen brought to us.  It ran us by the eliminations, the restaurant itself.  Without this season we would be lost.

Later this week- The first lesbian winner, the first Hell’s Kitchen “villain”, and Ramsey’s Hard on.  That’s right, we're talking about season two.


~Heather Out~  

Monday, January 6, 2014

Oh Hey!

Jesus I forgot about this did I?  Ugh. 

Well hi everyone!  The amazing Heather Smith here today to tell everyone where I was for the past few months

-Playing Pokemon Y/X
- Survivor Oz stuff
- Draw... Draw.. Draw...
- CHRISTMAS
- Work
- Tumblr
- Hell's Kitchen catch up
- Drag Race catch up
- Fawning over Kelly Mantle
- TV tropes
- SARA MOTHERFUCKING BAREILLES
- Twitter
- wait what was this list about again?

Well point is that I was a tad busy.  So I will try and restart this place up.  Starting with a couple of things in the works-

Raw Reality- a bunch of my notes over all Eleven seasons of Hell's Kitchen.  I plan on releasing them after when I'm done with all eleven seasons- which should be before the end of the month (I just finished season 10)

Recaps of both RuPaul's Drag Race season 6 and HK season 12, when the come.  Survivor recaps will appear on the S-Oz webbie. 

Some other random things.  I might also post battles that I've had with some of the Pokemon Trainers down in CTS of Survivor Sucks.  Or even random people.  You know me.  Full of surprises!

So, peace, luff, and perfectly cooked chicken wings.

~Heather~

Friday, September 13, 2013

Pokemon X&Y Starters, dead things, cats, and Dogs


POKEMON IS ALMOST HERE!

It's next month!  I already preordered Pokemon Y so all of that is taken care of.  In fact, I have drawn every just released Pokemon this month.  the new ones, not the old favorites getting Mega'd.


from top to bottom- Braixen, Quilladin, Frogadier

 This time, the starters really speak to me as being connected together in some sort of Warrior/Mage/Thief trio.  Maybe the final evos will be Grass/fighting, Fire/Psychic, and Water/Dark to reflect that.  Maybe not.  We shall wait and see.

You know I'm a magic person, so I'm going with our fire type starter at this current moment.  :D

Top to Bottom- Amaura, Tyrunt

I love Fossil Pokemon, and after for so long we have a T-Rex Pokemon.  While I'm probably going to choose the Rock/Ice typed Amaura because I'm a lover of ice types, I shall be looking the GTS for Tyrunt.  Can't wait to see their Evos!

Left to Right- female Meowstic, male Meowstic

Everyone knows that I'm a huge cat lady, so they will have a lot of love from me.  I wonder just how the gender thing with the moves will work.  It's an interesting concept for sure, but I can't wait!


I didn't feel like drawing its other cuts, but this is a shaggy Furfrou.  I'm also loving it here.  It has already been spotted by keen eye Pokemon fans with an Anime and Sneaking in the Pokemon direct.  The whole grooming thing sounds amazing.  So far, the blue one (with the stars) speaks to me the most.  I love stars and such.



I hate drawing Pyroar.  The Pokemon itself is pretty amazing too.  I also enjoy the Male/Female forms, especially since the male's mane is modeled after the same japanese symbol that the Fire Blast animation has.  But drawing them gave me a headache. 

So feel free to share your opinion about the new Pokemon!  X&Y are due in a month, so pre-order soon!

Also coming soon- Survivor Blood Vs Water, The Amazing Race, and other fun Reality things so be sure to keep an eye out for The Reality Reviewed updates.  It's certainly the best Reality Blog completely created by an Australian and an Oklahoma on the web.  

Thanks guys!  From the Queen of Anything-

Heather.




Monday, August 26, 2013

Water and Blood off a Ducks back.

Hello everyone!  Thought I might just pop in to inform everyone that it's been two years since 17 year old me started this blog.  Two years and over two thousand views later I feel exactly the same as I did two years ago.  This was not what I was promised damn it.

Anyways, I have a few things to tell everyone, a lot has happened over the past couple of weeks, hasn't it?

~ My laptop got a virus on it's harddrive  so I had to wipe it clean.  So that means that all of my notes that I couldn't salvage wasn't saved.  Yay...

~I powered through two seasons (4&5) of RuPaul's Drag Race.  It's safe to say that I am a Jinkx fan, but I'm also loving Sharon as well.  Gawd I loved most of the season five gals, and even Roxxxy is pretty cool if you ignore her on the show.  Also I randomly love Ivy.  Doesn't help that Ivy is pretty much my favorite name in the universe.  Don't judge me.  (I'm planning on watching season 3 btw before season 6 comes around, just because of Raja)

~ Oh and the cast of Survivor came out or something.  I made a cast assessment  but I posted it on this shiny new blog site co-ran by Ben Powell and myself.  We're both doing a fancy amout of various reality TV shows so go and check out the sites!  If you love me, then you'll love the blog.  If you don't love me, well at least it's not just me on there.  http://therealityreview.wordpress.com/

~Also I'm still trying to figure out wordpress.  Ugh I'm such a google person by heart.

~ In an update on my mediocre personal life, trying to find a job in tiny Skiatook is much harder than in Tulsa.  I'm out in the middle of nowhere. At least I have the auction.  30 bucks a night for manual labor while being the only gal that moves things, awesome.  

~Also don't worry about this blog, I'll still update it.  I mean, I'll cry because y'all will miss me so damn much if I leave. ;)

~Finally, my reaction to the twists of Blood Vs Water-


Thank y'all and come again!
~Heather

Sunday, August 4, 2013

What an Adventure!

I'm surviving here!  My other twin cousin broke his wrist.  While his twin brother has his nose.  I'm not hurt yet though!  Although our stairs look quite menacing.  It's only a matter of time before I'm next. ;_;

Anyways, I have a few things I wanted to share with everyone.  First of all, I have yet to get the Sara Bareilles album, and it's very doubtful that I'll attend her concert later this month.  I just have no money at the moment. ;_;

Second of all, I am a proud player of Animal Crossing New Leaf, and every Sunday night they have fireworks during the month of August.  As a reminder, I live in CTZ and my friend code is 5284-1902-9874 and feel free to message me/email-me with yours and we'll just have fun shooting things off.  That's right. Heather's Fahrwork party is a go!



Yes I made that shirt myself.  It's my upstairs soon-to-be island themed room.  I don't know if it's working out that well. Oh wells.  I'll just have to say that it's a fun game and I don't have much time to really set up things, but if anyone wants to drop by to just have a great time then feel free!

Finally, Hearts of Reality is just wrapping up isn't it?  I wasn't able to go this year because of lack of funds but I will save up for next year! A fun person on sucks... Alpha Beta Gamma (Or PoS regular, Karoliina) went to HoR and got this amazing picture for me.


For those that don't know (shame on you) this is my favorite Survivor winner, Danni Boatwright being awesome <3  It just sums up my Survivor fantardism just in one picture. 

Also James Millar loves me too...



HoR, get ready for me next year!  It will be fun!

Well, that's all for now really... oh!  Wait.  We also have a Survivor Oz live episode tomorrow morning, like every monday.  Hope to see everyone there!

~Heather