Charts? Charts?! CHARTS!!???

Hey yall!  Today's Comedy Stars post is brought to you by a lot of websites that post some funny charts, that is those annoying statistical charts that was given a comedic twist.  Look at some of these (Complete with commentary!)

As a PC owner... I should have no say in this whatsoever

And if they are Women...

Guess what I am?

So Fing true, it is very funny.

That is all for today!  Update on Friday or something :D

New Poll should be up today... hold on.

Best Wishes from Heather Short :D

Comedy is Golden

Hey everyone, welcome to the holy Grail of funny.  Now, no one can ever say that because the world is just funny.  Everyone  who has humor can do this.  The international funny levels will never stop rising, because the world is dumbed down.  The dumber the place gets the more material comedians will have to work with.  It is the true golden rule of the comedian.  The more things you can make fun of the better.


Not everything recent is funny, there is a line but the more funny and more infamous comedians can cross that line multiple times and not worry.  Kathy Griffin and Danial Tosh are some examples.  Backlashes with comedians are commonplace. Margret Cho with her "Dancing with the Stars" thing with Bristol Palin are what comes to mind. 


With all the Comedians making us laugh, it is people like myself that keep the Funny gold standard. Those who can get a domain to have their own website are even better than mine.  You see, internet comedians have  the able resources to make things as funny as they can.  Betting the subject until it almost dies is a beautiful act of the internet comedians.


Here at the Comedy Stars Blog, (Homage to "The Comedy Store Players" in name only) I celebrate those whom find the funny and brings it into the light where it is laughed at. Comedy is golden, gold that never has a sell price, but demand goes up every year.:D


Heather Short- Comedian, Comedy Stars Blog creator.

Happy 20th!

Hey this is my 20th post too:D


If you want to know why I'm so slow, because my laptop is currently sucking, and Socom 4 or whatever that my step-dad is playing is whoring up the Wifi 


So... This week.  Thursday will be... something, I won't get home from school till 6 or something, and Thursday night TV is a must. (Bones, Grey's Anatomy, and Prime Suspect FTW!) So I guess I might do a game review, I have all the screenies for one IAG game, with Jeff and Heather (Great pairing btw) but you have to fugue it out which.  


Yes I didn't do a QI review.  My bad, but this fickle piece of, equipment sure doesn't help at all.  May do one over Imbroglio (The Hell?).  And may do one of the other one.  Just wait and see ;)


Well, is that all?  I want to hurry this up so I can play Fate the Cursed King, or I can play the Complete edition of Heroes M&M III. I noticed that Luna the Elementalist (The one who appeared in I and II. Both with different hair colors, has the Fire Wall ability that made her a juggernaut) has one blue eye, and one red eye.  Cool...


Well Oft to Nerd land:D
Heather Short

Swearing with Comedy?

(I Known I'm late with this, but deal with it, QI review will be as soon as I watch it!)


People Swear.  I do it, my mother does it, every celebrity did it at one point.  Why do people use the censer if everyone says it?  Comedic value, and the fact those mother who swear in front of there children won't complain about TV teaching their kids.


I try not to swear, but it happens.  However, I do catch myself for lack of taste, because this is a somewhat tasteful blog, I shall use censored words.  Because that is me.


Whose Line US version had those nice words and more.  Hand, Stephan Hawkins, Senator Dole, and more were censers that only made it seem worse than it is.  However, it took not a  long time at all to figure out that "Penis" since it was a biology term, wasn't censored, so Ryan happy included the word in hoedowns.  All fun.


Now, the censers aren't all bad, who wants to see Survivor winner, Richard Hatch naked? Uhh, no thanks.  This I have to give those poor people who have to censer that a hug, or eyewash.


As we watch stand ups like Kathy Griffin, every third word is censored, or we catch late night stand ups on Comedy Central, we must think to ourselves, this Censers ****ing suck!  However, love it or hate it TV will always be ****ing mad! (Or ****ing German)  


(Changed the poll, vote until NEXT Tuesday)


Heather Short, Lover off RPGs

Hey Guys, Happy Tuesday!

Hey Websters, Heather Short here giving you some information.

So today, is the the release date of "Own The Night" by Lady A. Thank you guys for reminding me via text in the middle of my class, bugger phone was so loud.  I'll be getting my copy around the weekend or something.

Also- Found a website about iPhone autocorret typos-Reminding us that we're not the only ones with dirty minds...

Remember- This Friday- QI- International- With Bill Bailey, Jack Dee, and David Mitchell.  Will do a Review, but after I see the XL version.  Well I'll post it once it's done with the same color coding as last time, just after I see both versions.

It seems Like I need to figure out which IAG game I'll be doing an overview on. Any requests?

Well, see you Thursday!

Heather Short, Immune to poison ivy :D

I Spy... With my little eye...

A Quite Interesting Review! Yes folks to fill my post count up, I'm doing reviews.  So grab a chair, as I talk about the new episode of the "I" series.  I Spy.


Alan and Stephen are joined in this epi with Sandi Toksvig, Lee Mack, and Jimmy Carr.  A wonder collection of guests so lets get this review started.


I have not seen the XL version, (I have now, and will edit in green, I believe this will show up on my background.) and I cannot wait until it gets up on Youtube.  However, I will do that later.


Lee Mack is very... funny.  His back and forth with everyone was amazing.  I can't remember if this was the first time he is on QI, but I think so. I want to see him again.  Sorry Folks for my lack of research.  This is his THIRD time on the show.  I still want more from him and three times is not enough for the guy that tried to explain why the Mona Lisa's eyes follow you.  I guess most of the he is used to people saying that no one understands him.


Sandi is a favorite of mine, she didn't have as many "Sandi" moments, but the story about the wedding that she went to... wow.  It's about a couple who took a picture next to a horse, but it had huge genitals that couldn't be cropped out.  She won with 12 points despite a forfeit.  This little fact might make sense in the XL version. She was more involved in the XL versions.  Also it did help that she brings facts to her QI appearances.  However, thanks to her I shall never look at a gravy boat the same way nor go to Africa. 


Jimmy, originally funny as always.  This guy made me laugh at all times and is easily the strongest one of the group that day.  With the XL of course, I wouldn't know how funny he was in the extended version.  After the talk about peeing during events, he need to go to the restroom, and Sandi handed him the Einstein mask.  Still very funny as always.  Also suggesting that the reason Sandi was chosen by BBC to go cannoning down a river in Africa was so that she could be thrown to the Crocodiles if need.


Alan always brings a laugh and he brought it today.  He won the "Nobody Knows" bonus, and still came in last without setting off the klaxon with -11.  That is a true butt monkey, but indeed, no one will know until the XL hits youtube. He did in fact set of the klaxon in the XL version.  More on what and why later.  


My favorite part- The Eisenstein mask optical Illusion.  The amazement of the group says it all.  The whole show can be just the mask and the reaction shots of the group, just like what Jimmy said.  I wonder if they kept watching it when they ended the filming.  They did play with it some, with Sandi suggesting that Jimmy pee in it.


My least favorite- The boys scouts book.  I don't know why.  I did love the fact that when Stephan mentions that it said "Men", the camera's did a close up on Sandi, who had no reaction.  Wonder what would happened if they ran it by Jo?  Got a little better, when Sandi said that old books would compare a married couples bedroom with food and eating it.


Who got the Klaxon?- Sandi- stated that the red lobster is dead in the picture  Lee- pronounced "Ye Olde Pork Pie Shoppe" wrong.  Alan- Stating that the Union Jack was flown by both sides in the English Civil War.


Funny Little Quote- (To Sandi) "They had you.  We've got a small lady from the BBC that we can use!" (Jimmy, talking about the reason Sandi's Canoe didn't have a dog to throw to the Crocs)


Overall?- This was a great epi to start off the new season.  The QI crew is ready to enlighten us.  Hope to see more of Lee and might edit this when the XL version comes up but for right now this will do.  Even better with the added in.  Noticed, that the first half was rather untouched.  Usually they try to mix it up a little but they fail to do such until General Ignorance.  


Please Comment, Subscribe, and check out the current poll!  Goodnight ^^ I don't know if I want to do this again, maybe.  But be sure to tell me what you think.  Mostly because I've broken away from my usual WL and IAG fans to bring you this, but I was so hyped for this next season, even more so when I saw it.  You Brits are lucky bastards you do know that right? ;) 


Heather Short 

Sorry for lack of update:(

Hello everyone sorry for that lack of updates.  I was at a football game to eat the food stand.  


So everyone hope you had a good week, sorry for the lack of updates, but I needed a slight break.  had a vid for you, but neither Blogger nor Youtube seamed willing to upload it in less than two hours, once I figure it out.  I'll take it on a field day.  So sorry and will get something done Friday.


New poll up too by the way.  Be sure to vote, or comment, or follow.


Love you guys, but not in that way.
Heather Short.

NEWS and UPDATES AND NEWS!

Hey fellow internet peoples. If you come looking for a porn site, sorry.


Just some info for you to hold you over because I might not get in a Thursday update I love you guys.  So this Friday is the star of QI's new season.  To bad I don't live in the UK or that would be the big news for me.  However, I shall go with working for a new season.


Poll closes tomorrow by the way.  


Sing-off time!  Gotta watch it, because of Sara Bareilles is now a judge.  
HIGNFY is starting a new season too.  So much fun watching Paul's ever changing face.


So why won't I have an update tomorrow? Busy and my next project involves a lot of research. Lots of it.


So bye for nows=D
Heather Short!

This is what my show would look like if I had one

Hello and Welcome to the Comedy Stars Blog, the furthermore prof that the text on these things makes you visualize me with a British Accent.  I'm Heather Short, the only Tulsain with a blog who is also residing in a house in her city.


So how are you guys today?  Not getting drunk I hope, I don't want to appeal to you guys so go sober up and then come back... I'll wait.
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Okay done? Who cares let's move on.


GSN stills shows no sign of showing more IAG episodes.  Or even acknowledging that the show exited.  What do you expect they're gits.  The Improv-A-Ganza Army still are pissed off, which is 85% of the GSN viewership.  The other 15% are Aging men who agree that the show has nothing to do with gameshows.  Whatever, that show holds no merit on my TV watching hours, as I don't get that channel.  For why pay money when I can get "The Price Is Right" for much cheaper?


Let's move on to Twitter, umm, Jackie Emerson is looking for 5,000 follows on her account and she well release her music video.  As a fellow 17 year old red head, I say go for it.  She plays Foxface in the upcoming film "The Hunger Games" Based on a book, who never really spoke, never told the main character her name, or never really killed anyone but herself.  Spoiler alert there, but too late now.  However, as I want to hear her sing, by all means follow her.  
By the way, in that book, red heads females never really got specking role in those books, one was a crafty player based on a fox, the other had her tongue cut out.  Lovely.  The way the general public views us really, either Sly or Mute.

On my Blog news, the answer is "It was the only one with the Tallest performer in WL  history, and the shortest" shame on you guys for not commenting, I have lost fate in the lot of you.  However since I promised a shoutout, it will go to Paul Merton, for guest staring in a picture in the last post.  You should watch Have I Got News For You.  Just go do it.

Now will any of you even do the trivia question?  None of this time, because I'm that Pissed off.  Short people have short tempers, so there.  Vote on the poll too, just because I moved it doesn't mean you guys should have a one second attention span.

A shout out to Kathy Kinney, for following me on Twitter, and her friend Cindy, and an admiration of those two.  Kathy you are now my favorite IAG comedian, for the moment, until it becomes Chip, or something.  He needs a twitter by the way to see how many people want him to have one.  

Remember to Comment.  You people should know that by now, I want to know what are you thinking, or just send me a Tweet.  @Heather_Short17 with #ComedyStarsBlog.  

Finally a screenshot for you guys to show a reason why HIGNFY should never be in tweet format.

An account that RT's anything with the words free and New York in it 

This just in, 400 people cancel fight to New York

Thank you for reading this assorted garbage thrown out by the seasonable comedians but picked clean and polished by me, Heather Short.

This is me saying, Go and eat a scallop, I don't care if you a already keep an epi-pen handy.

Mistress of Tulsain Comedians~ Heather Short.

P.S. My new Screenshot for this blog

I'm Owning the Month!

Hey everyone!  September is on us, and the fall is the time of comedians to party!  Well it can be any day, but I'm choosing Sept. for my Month.


So the new blogger interface, is not for me.  So I'll stick with the old one.  


This week I'll be doing me own thing.  Including Trivia questions!  First one- What is special about the episode 5 season 2 of the U.K.Whose Line?

Hint- It has nothing to do with this picture

Those who get it right will get a shoutout, I guess.  Guess by dropping me a comment, of Tweet me at @Heather_Short17 with the hashtag #ComedyStarsBlog or don't answer at all

Is my poll done yet?  I need to check it...

Well see you guys later on, I'm going TO GET MAH TENNIS ON!!!

-Wishing that the word "Ship" is not a swear word when spoken with a British accent

-Heather Short^^